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Wolvie No!!!

Wolvie No!!!

Yeah, because nothing says

Yeah, because nothing says respect for MSU like calling our fan base "retarted."

By the way, a little friendly advice, if you're going to insult somebody's intelligence, you should at least learn how to spell properly.

Stop playing dumb. The

Stop playing dumb, 318. The context of Hart's "little brother" comment had to do with letting your little bro take a lead, and then ripping it back from him at the end.

You might start by actually

You might start by actually attending Michigan.

Except Cousins isn't looking

Except Cousins isn't looking to tuck and run the ball on virtually every play.

Classy thread, guys. I think

Classy thread, guys. I think a lot of MSU fans (even the ones who don't care to admit it) think the same things of Denard as you guys think of Cousins. What a tremendously talented and humble kid. As for favorite Wolverines, I'd have to go with Charles Woodson.

Doubt it. Most MSU fans

Doubt it. Most MSU fans actually went there which means we have degrees. Most UM fans are Walverines, with maybe half a semester's worth of community college credits.

I'm sure I'll get banned for

I'm sure I'll get banned for this post, but whatever. Insecure folks can't stand hearing the truth.

Of course DickRod is unhappy. Why wouldn't he be? He went from nation's hottest up and coming head coach to national laughing stock almost instantly. And considering Lane Kiffin is still bumping around, that's quite the accomplishment.

Just watch the man during press conferences. There is nothing about him that exudes confidence. His body language, his awkward and insincere sense of humor, his clumsy responses, and his miscalculated efforts on how to handle and embrace the Ohio St rivalry. Coach, when somebody asks you if you want to keep playing Ohio St, you don't respond with "Sure," as if you were asked for a coffee refill.

But I'm sure none of that is very convincing if you've got the Maize & Blue denialist glasses on. So we'll examine the facts, instead, which would undoubtedly depress even the best of men:

8-16 combined record
Worst single season record in program history
Combined 1-5 record against rivals MSU, ND, and OSU
Zero bowl appearances
Mired in cheating scandals, NCAA violations, and constant negative PR

Furthermore, DickRod won just a single Big Ten game last year. Against Indiana. Indiana. The conference's traditionally worst team. And he needed 4th quarter help from the refs in order to accomplish even THAT much.

How could that be? It appears for as much flack as the Big Ten gets from the national media, it's still a tad tougher than the Big East. Sorry, coach...what was once an effective, innovative, fun, and quirky little offense, is now just another fleeting gimmick that isn't successfull week in, week out in a legitimate conference versus legitimate defenses. Traditional offenses dominate this league, and that won't change anytime soon.

But what about the actual team he's returning? The tussling over Shoelaces, another true frosh, and Tater Tot is a problem, and not of the good variety.  

The defense? BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Lastly, there's the sobering realization this could likely be his last year, unless he pulls a miracle season out of his ass. Then what? The next grave chapter of his career kicks in as a has-been circling the head coaching drain willing to accept any offer thrown his way.

Pull your heads out of your asses already.