UofMvsND: Pick your Shenanigan!
September 1st, 2018 at 10:51 AM ^
I think I'm going with the old stand by:
Pick 6
or Z) All of the Shenanigans!
September 1st, 2018 at 10:52 AM ^
E) a 4 quarter ass kicking!
September 1st, 2018 at 10:54 AM ^
E. Notre Dame fumbles a punt. Michigan takes it to the house.
September 1st, 2018 at 2:06 PM ^
I’m pretty sure that’s literally impossible. A muffed punt cannot be advanced.
September 1st, 2018 at 2:27 PM ^
Catching the punt then fumbling during the return was my interpretation since a muffed punt is not a fumble.
September 1st, 2018 at 10:57 AM ^
Wimpbush knocked out of the game by an untouched Mich D lineman who sacks him into tomorrow.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:00 AM ^
Michigan pick 6 late in the 4th quarter to put the game out of reach for ND.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:11 AM ^
I hope they are put into a position to be forced to pass!
September 1st, 2018 at 11:33 AM ^
I can see that. I'm going with 31-13, Michigan.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:09 AM ^
I hope none of these because I might have a heart attack at the age of 15. I think last second field goal if it were to come down to the final seconds.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:12 AM ^
F) Phantom targeting on Bush first play of the game.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:30 AM ^
Booo!
I do not like the realistic nature of this post.
September 1st, 2018 at 12:06 PM ^
Then you're really going to hate the fact that ND hired bama's refs for tonight's game:
September 1st, 2018 at 11:16 AM ^
None Michigan pulls away in the second half making shenannigans null and void.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:35 AM ^
Good call. Overall domination. Our D shuts them down. Shea looks like. 5th year starter and NFL first rounder.
Tomorrows conversation: Is Michigan really that good, or is ND that bad.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:43 AM ^
First half is close, maybe even a ND lead to start the 3rd.
Then a switch gets flipped and we pound the crap out of the Irish the rest of the way.
31-14 Michigan.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:48 AM ^
Agree completely. Halftime adjustments on offense and defense for a big second half.
7-10 at the half.
23-10 final
September 1st, 2018 at 11:17 AM ^
I swear to god I’ll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:35 AM ^
shenanigans.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:21 AM ^
I think Michigan is really going to miss Hobson. Conjuntivitis from Arabian Goggles incident.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:30 AM ^
Brian Kellys head explodes and we find out there is purple jelly in there lol
September 1st, 2018 at 11:32 AM ^
wimbush breaks contain, then breaks our hearts. i see that as the only way we get a bad surprise.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:38 AM ^
Your shenanigans are cruel and tragic.
September 1st, 2018 at 2:30 PM ^
Book, the other QB, runs well too. If the D contains that we're good.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:38 AM ^
Blind side sack with a fumble recovery for touchdown. Gary takes it to the house with two escorts covering. Mad celebration. Opponent will broken.
Purple head explodes on sideline.
Goose bumps....
September 1st, 2018 at 11:40 AM ^
We'll see a goal line stand in the 2nd or 3rd quarter. Aubrey Solomon gets penetration and the TFL in the backfield.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:43 AM ^
I don't see them seeing the goal line very often.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:45 AM ^
You forgot one:
F) Purple Faced Aneurysm
September 1st, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
Shea scrambles like Fran Tarkenton and hits a wide open Ben Mason in the end zone.
September 1st, 2018 at 11:54 AM ^
Notre Dame tries to cheat with a whistle, but it ends up drawing a 15 yard penalty and breaks their back.
September 1st, 2018 at 12:05 PM ^
My favorite shenanigan?
The fig thing.
September 1st, 2018 at 12:16 PM ^
No, wait, I'm changing my answer...
Shea bootlegs and gets knocked out of bounds into Peters, concussing both.
Joe Milton comes in and throws 4 TD passes to lead us to a 31-14 triumph.
September 1st, 2018 at 3:35 PM ^
What happened to McCaffery? Did you you throw in a gulag or something?
September 1st, 2018 at 12:28 PM ^
Michael Barrett touchdown, pistol formation.
September 1st, 2018 at 12:38 PM ^
F) Incompetent and/or outright biased refereeing
September 1st, 2018 at 12:46 PM ^
I swear to god I'll pistol-whip the next person who says Shenanigans
September 1st, 2018 at 6:51 PM ^
what’s that place we used to go? with the mozzarella sticks and the goofy shit on the walls?
September 1st, 2018 at 1:02 PM ^
I am nervous because I believe Michigan is truly great.
September 1st, 2018 at 1:23 PM ^
I'm just lookin for a butt whoopin' thumping by the good guys.
September 1st, 2018 at 1:46 PM ^
Had a dream a few weeks ago where we won the coin toss and deferred. First play from scrimmage was a broken play, ND quarterback scramble for a touchdown.
But then we didn’t give up any points till the second quarter of Wisconsin.
September 1st, 2018 at 2:01 PM ^
I am greedy I want a DPJ punt return for 6 and a pick six. But will be plenty happy to get irish tears.
September 1st, 2018 at 2:01 PM ^
Sorry double post
September 1st, 2018 at 2:21 PM ^
I guess you smartly excluded "ND TD drive aided by three defensive pass interference penalties" from shenanigans, because that is almost a foregone conclusion.
Other than that, I do have a feeling that some special teams miracle/gut punch may turn this game
September 1st, 2018 at 2:31 PM ^
e) Pick 6
September 1st, 2018 at 3:39 PM ^
Rashan Gary has a Clowney moment, but better. Sacks Wimbush forcing a fumble, and recovers it for a TD.
P.S. Sorry if that brings up past demons.
September 1st, 2018 at 5:31 PM ^
One second left on the clock, Michigan has the ball 4th down on our own 15, Joe Milton is brought in for the Hail with Notre Dame Mary and heaves it 75 yards in the air to a streaking Ronnie Bell who skies over 3 defenders to haul it in at the 17 and flies toward the end zone only to be tackled at the one by a ND fan wearing a leprechaun mask and the refs don't even throw a flag! They let the game end and don't let us run another play!
SHENANIGANS!!!!!!
........... THEY FUCK US OUT OF OUR 50th point and force us to settle for 44 to zip and they Rob Milton of his first completion & TD pass!!!!
Unbelievable!
September 1st, 2018 at 6:11 PM ^
Michigan gets called for "attempting to deceive the defense"
September 1st, 2018 at 6:28 PM ^
What’s my prediction?
”Pain”
September 1st, 2018 at 7:35 PM ^
Michigan 27 ND 19. Nothing crazy. Just stifling Defense. A DEEP purple faced Kelly inserts backup in the 3rd who proceeds to sh!te the bed. Eubanks with a big game, TD, 100+ receiving and a crushing block.
September 1st, 2018 at 7:42 PM ^
Michigan 27 ND 19. Nothing crazy. Just stifling Defense. A DEEP purple faced Kelly inserts backup in the 3rd who proceeds to sh!te the bed. Eubanks with a big game, TD, 100+ receiving and a crushing block.