UM PLAYERS BEING INTERVIEWED ON ESPN IN PARIS RIGHT NOW!!!

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Update 1: They are all wearing white Jumpman polo shirts and KHAKIS!!!

Update 2: The ESPN guy with the thick southern drawl (Marty Smith) that does CFB regularly says he'll be there all week... 

Update 3: It's over now, but I am still fan-boying hardcore... 

copacetic

April 27th, 2018 at 5:58 PM ^

He seemed cool last year in Rome. Think it was just an awkward segment: way too many people to actually interview, audio delay in the questions from the studio, everyone behind him just starts singing and dancing in the background lol. 

PopeLando

April 27th, 2018 at 3:42 PM ^

I love...carpet. I love...desk Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them? I love lamp. Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it. I love lamp. I love lamp.

OwenGoBlue

April 27th, 2018 at 4:30 PM ^

How the hell anyone greenlit that nightmare clown as a brand spokesperson is beyond me.

GENERIC ADMAN: I'd like to introduce you to Ronald McDonald, a searingly-bright clown giant we will use to market your Happy Meals to children!

ONLY SAVVY MCDONALDS BRAND PERSON: Aren't, like, 40 percent of Americans afraid of clowns in some way? 

ADMAN: Actually, Ronald is a protector. You see, we have this other character who approaches and robs children when their parents aren't looking....

Khaleke The Freak

April 27th, 2018 at 3:05 PM ^

the king of the backhanded compliment...it it wasn’t for Michigan Football he’d be stuck in the deep south