ON TOPIC AS HELL: Pitbull - The definitive thread for Brian
Dear Brian,
I wanted to help you know a good Pitbull when you see one vs that OTHER one I am freaking positive you are trolling us with:
GOOD PITBULL
-Ladies love him
-Doesn't drink Dr Pepper
-Never has a bad word to say
-Adorable and doesn't make you want to throw random things at his picture
-Has very nice natural whiskers & isn't a midget
-Great eyes that don't require being hidden
-Doesn't look like a weasel & has no awful songs
-Smiles out of both sides of his mouth
-Can tongue lick properly
BAD PITBULL
-Brian loves him but ladies don't
-Drinks Dr Pepper
-Does Pitbull speak words or only rap-attempt?
-Opposite of adorable and makes everyone who's not Brian want to throw things at his face
-Has fungus for facial hair & is a midget
-Looks like a weasel and is awful at everything except at getting on Brian's site banners
-Brian likes your smile
-Likes to lick the canker sores in the corner of his mouth
Brian if we have to have a Pitbull on the banner how about a good one? Thanks!
November 21st, 2019 at 8:33 PM ^
I know you are joking, but I was jogging in Hoffmaster State Park and some idiot had a younger Pit Bull on the beach without a leash (both against park rules at the time). The dog attacked me and drew blood and only stopped when I landed a punch on the dog. The owner didn't want to take any responsibility.
There are multiple studies that show pit bulls account for more attacks than other breeds.
November 21st, 2019 at 8:41 PM ^
Easier than blaming the owners I guess
November 21st, 2019 at 9:43 PM ^
I've heard the same person make the argument that shepherd dogs were successfully bred to shepherd other animals by instinct and also make the argument that pit bulls can only be made aggressive by bad owners. The two arguments are logically indefensible together.
November 21st, 2019 at 10:01 PM ^
Humans are often illogical about things they love (and hate).
As a teacher, I once had a mother get angry at me because I told her that her sons swears. She insisted that her son has never sworn in his life and accused me of lying when I made it clear that I've heard him swear on numerous ocassions... Mind you, this is still to this day after nearly 20 years in the classroom the most foul mouthed kid that I have ever come across to the point where a female teacher said that she is physically afraid of the kid due to his aggressive foul mouth that comes off as threats.... But, the mom sees her lovely baby and thinks he can do no wrong.
People love their dogs and want to see the best in them.
Shepherd Dogs are bred to be good at shepherding - it is born within them, whether or not they are trained by their owner! How wonderful are those dogs! Pit Bulls have been bred to be aggressive, but only bad owners can bring it out. How wonderful are those dogs!
November 22nd, 2019 at 1:18 PM ^
Pit bulls were bred to fight one another and as bait dogs. They were primarily bred for their physical characteristics, not their aggressiveness. “Shepherds,” which include any dog bred to herd sheep, were bred for a behavior. This is why there are all sorts of herding dogs that have all sorts of physical characteristics but if you let one loose in a backyard full of children it will herd them.
Pit bulls, by nature, are one of the most docile breeds of dog when it comes to their interactions with humans (small animals, not so much, as they come from terriers which were bred to hunt vermin). Maybe it’s a cliché, but most pit bulls are only made bad by bad owners. They are extremely gentle and protective of children and generally friendly dogs.
One caveat that applies to both of our posts: our goals when breeding dogs and the results are not always aligned. Genetics aren’t simple. The myth of the evil pit bull, however, is silly.
November 21st, 2019 at 10:05 PM ^
Pit bulls haven't existed for hundreds of years. It's a catch all term that basically refers to any mutt that has staffordshire terrier somewhere in its genetics. Our dog is a mix of black lab, boxer, and terrier (going back 2 generations). Technically, you could call her a pitbull, but she looks like a black lab. It's just such a stupid overgeneralization.
Golden retrievers account for a significant portion of dog bites. Shitty people train shitty dogs. Pitbull type dogs are readily available and happen to be the current target of a ridiculous moral panic, just like dobermans and rottweilers were ten years ago and german shepherds were before that.
November 21st, 2019 at 10:29 PM ^
We have one rule in my house regarding pets of any type.
If it goes crazy I have to be able to kill it, unarmed. If it can take me out it's not coming into my house.
November 21st, 2019 at 8:01 PM ^
I miss the original Pitbull banner. We lost as soon as it was replaced.
November 21st, 2019 at 8:09 PM ^
what is the preoccupation with Pitbull anyway?
He brings a lot of bad juju I don't see it as a coincidence that he was on the banner when we had the shitty part of the season
November 21st, 2019 at 8:20 PM ^
Lol. Almost the exact opposite of my post above.
November 21st, 2019 at 8:11 PM ^
You should have named that dog Sputnik!
November 21st, 2019 at 8:42 PM ^
Underrated movie! Charliiieee
November 21st, 2019 at 8:23 PM ^
daily reminder: 44-10
November 21st, 2019 at 8:31 PM ^
I checked your posting history. You’re not doing daily reminders. Disappointed.
November 22nd, 2019 at 6:52 AM ^
44-10
November 22nd, 2019 at 8:57 AM ^
Now you're getting the hang of it!
November 21st, 2019 at 8:42 PM ^
I drink Diet Dr. Pepper but it’s cuz of Lil Sweet
November 21st, 2019 at 9:47 PM ^
lil sweet >>> pitbull >>> that bald-headed weirdo in the banner
November 21st, 2019 at 10:02 PM ^
Criminally underrated post. Fun fact, I think that Lil Sweet is played by the Justin from American Idol of “From Justin to Kelly” fame. I don’t at all know how to spell his last name and I have a headache and I won’t look it up. You can’t make me.
November 21st, 2019 at 8:44 PM ^
Pitbulls are a killer breed. Don’t give me “there are no bad pitbulls—just bad owners!” nonsense. You mean to tell me there are no bad beagle owners? Beagles don’t kill kids.
November 21st, 2019 at 9:06 PM ^
I had a beagle that would bite your nuts as soon as look at you. He was a mean sob but still his bite was nowhere near as bad as his anal glands. Fishy sucker. Eventually he tried to fight a car. Guess who won...
November 21st, 2019 at 10:07 PM ^
Dumbfuck
November 21st, 2019 at 8:51 PM ^
What is the origin of all the MGoBlog Pitbull stuff, anyway? I missed it, apparently.
November 21st, 2019 at 8:58 PM ^
i am proud to join with umproud in his distaste for that little bald weasel.
is disgusting that we have that guy anywhere, much less on a banner that is up during the most hallowed time of the year.
next topic: pictures for the new mgobanner.
November 21st, 2019 at 9:00 PM ^
Pretty sure that is some form of a Mastiff. Noway can that be a pit!
Regardless, that thing is fricken huge!
Edit: I now see some others saying the same about the Mastiff thing.
November 21st, 2019 at 10:06 PM ^
extremely good dog
November 22nd, 2019 at 9:19 AM ^
WTF do you have against Dr. Pepper? Shit is delicious, stupid commercials be damned.
January 22nd, 2020 at 3:27 AM ^
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