Tom Brady is Hammered
February 10th, 2021 at 6:38 PM ^
Nah. He just hasn't found his sea legs yet.
February 10th, 2021 at 8:19 PM ^
With his healthy lifestyle, it probably doesn't take much for Tom to get hammered.
February 10th, 2021 at 8:57 PM ^
Yeah, must of been one of his "Cheat Days".
February 11th, 2021 at 2:03 AM ^
He probably allows himself one per every Superbowl win. We should all be so disciplined, but then none of us would ever have one.
February 10th, 2021 at 6:40 PM ^
Evidently he does not prepare for and practice tequila like he does his offensive game plan.
February 10th, 2021 at 6:42 PM ^
Living the good life
February 10th, 2021 at 6:42 PM ^
If I was a Super Bowl MVP I’d get hammered too.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:06 PM ^
While partying on my $2M boat in Florida out in the sun with my teammates and others? Yeah, think I would be having more than a little fun out there. Hell, I have looked like that after watching a football game where I didn't win the MVP from the game, just in my mind....
February 10th, 2021 at 6:43 PM ^
Lol. Probably pretty low tolerance.
February 10th, 2021 at 8:05 PM ^
Yeah he probably drinks like once every two years. Gronk on the other hand...
February 10th, 2021 at 6:43 PM ^
Party animal!
February 10th, 2021 at 6:46 PM ^
Believe it or not. I’ve been to Ricks with Tom Brady when he was at Michigan. Down to earth and pretty chill.
Edit: I meant to say he couldn’t handle his liquor then either.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:03 PM ^
I will agree with you. Him and I hung out all of freshman orientation in East Quad. Really chill guy. Luckily he didn’t listen to me, I told him he should’ve taken the baseball contract and ran with it.. little did I know..
February 10th, 2021 at 8:59 PM ^
Hmmm, any stock advice you would like to share?
February 10th, 2021 at 11:10 PM ^
$GME to the moon.
February 11th, 2021 at 2:20 AM ^
My hands are made of precious jewels. Jewels that crumble in 72 hours.
February 11th, 2021 at 2:29 AM ^
Jewels that crumble in 72 hours.
Hell yeah, I sold too.
I bought in at $15... got out at $420.69.
Hilarious to see people in WSB parroting "I bought at $350 but diamond hands -- stick it to the man."
That sub has gone to shit.
February 10th, 2021 at 6:48 PM ^
God, Tampa, FL looks like fun right now.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:11 PM ^
Even Floridians think Tampa is a dump.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:18 PM ^
It’s definitely not as cool as Detroit in February.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:58 PM ^
That's amazing, everything you just said is completely wrong.
Source: live in Tampa area.
February 10th, 2021 at 10:37 PM ^
Jacksonville? Maybe.
Tampa? No.
That’s coming from a guy who lived there nearly 20 years. So I don’t think you know what the hell you’re talking about.
February 11th, 2021 at 3:35 AM ^
living in Tampa now- great place for sports, family, etc
February 11th, 2021 at 7:28 AM ^
Never heard any Floridian say that actually. There's more people moving here now than ever, houses sell in half a day at higher than asking price, that doesn't happen in dumps.
February 10th, 2021 at 6:52 PM ^
Hilarious. Pretty sure booze is not included in the TB12 diet
There's also a video of him tossing the Lombardi trophy from one boat to another. Live it up, Tom, you earned it
February 10th, 2021 at 6:52 PM ^
That’s some weekend at bernies level of support he’s getting there.
another great vid of him throwing the Lombardi trophy from one boat to another (to Gronk) is also making the rounds on Twitter.
February 10th, 2021 at 6:55 PM ^
Lol, knowing his diet, I bet that's how he reacted after one white claw.
February 10th, 2021 at 8:56 PM ^
There’s no law, dude
February 10th, 2021 at 11:10 PM ^
Laws, in fact, do still apply when one is drinking claws.
Source: found out the hard way
February 10th, 2021 at 6:55 PM ^
Wow Tom. You like tequila and super models? We should hang out.
February 10th, 2021 at 8:41 PM ^
I’m picturing your avatar bow tie and all with Tom Brady and super models drinking tequila...Sounds fun I’m in.
February 10th, 2021 at 11:12 PM ^
Need some Carlos Spicywiener there to make the party complete.
February 11th, 2021 at 1:32 PM ^
Throw in a hillbilly, a dictator, an East German judge, and maybe a marsupial or two and let’s make it epic.
You can come too as long as you get your nails clipped.
February 10th, 2021 at 6:56 PM ^
February 10th, 2021 at 7:10 PM ^
Ha! Imagine trying to do that in Boston harbor in February.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:13 PM ^
February 10th, 2021 at 8:38 PM ^
Username checks!
February 10th, 2021 at 7:01 PM ^
Good for him. He's earned it.
Don't look at the Twitter comments. Some insane "pushback" he is getting for his behavior today.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:14 PM ^
I find that hard to believe. Twitter peeps are notorious for being party animals. Nothing says you're the life of the party like a profile pic of your cat.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:24 PM ^
I accidentally clicked on a link in my Quora feed that took me to the Twitterverse that was deeply upset that Tom Brady, a white guy, beat Patrick Mahomes, a black guy, during black history month. Social media is truly a cesspool of the recreationally offended.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:32 PM ^
I've never heard the phrase "recreationally offended" before, but I LOVE it. Beautiful.
February 11th, 2021 at 10:01 AM ^
Recreationally offended aka Karens
February 10th, 2021 at 7:59 PM ^
Yeah something tells me you found a few tweets that said that and decided to generalize. You can find tweets that say anything.
February 10th, 2021 at 8:05 PM ^
Nah. It’s been scientifically proven that social media is a cesspool.
/s
February 11th, 2021 at 9:06 AM ^
There are just an insane number of people who hate Brady for no reason other than envy of his (well-earned) success.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:02 PM ^
I don’t know but maybe the guy should have just let him walk it out and be in the ready just in case.
Cmon...Anyone that has a serious issue with this a someone I prefer to never meet.
February 10th, 2021 at 7:08 PM ^
Good for him. Have 7 beers and 7 shots and then tell the media 7 times over to get fucked for doubting you
February 10th, 2021 at 7:12 PM ^
Sorry, Don. It wasn’t “the media” that did most of the doubting. It was the Pats.