The tastiest serving of schadenfreude yet delivered by Gregg Doyel of the Indianapolis Star
This is so comically over the top. It's beyond finger-licking good. I may make a poster out of this column.
Doyel: National title for Harbaugh's cheating would render college football meaningless
Understand this: We could be days away from Jim Harbaugh hoisting a national championship trophy to cap a season in which he was suspended twice for cheating – the first three games of the regular season, and the last three – because of two different scandals that helped the 2023 Michigan Wolverines achieve greatness.
When that time comes, if that times comes, college football will be thrown into the blazing furnace, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth, to borrow from a book Harbaugh likes to thump. That’s from the New Testament, Matthew 13:42.
Perhaps it is right and good that Jim Harbaugh be remembered as one of the horsemen of this apocalypse. Because if Michigan wins the national championship in a season it was popped twice for cheating – violations that helped this very team – college football will become like something from the Book of Ecclesiastes.
Meaningless.
January 5th, 2024 at 1:54 AM ^
Is this the same douchebag piece of shit that started the Deflategate fiasco? If so fuck him in his stupid ass.
January 5th, 2024 at 8:22 AM ^
You all are making fun of Gregg, but he is thinking about the children. None of you seem to care about the children.
January 5th, 2024 at 12:19 PM ^
If you spell Greg with more than two g's, you are a sociopath.
January 5th, 2024 at 1:37 PM ^
Such a dumb take. Other schools have run payrolls when it was explicitly illegal. Now they’re applauded for their innovative approach. So damn dumb. I don’t know why people can’t handle Michigan winning. It’s weird. I’m glad they finally are winning but Jesus, give some fucking respect already. My goodness.
January 5th, 2024 at 4:36 PM ^
It’s hard to believe that that was written by an actual human. Imagine printing that.
January 5th, 2024 at 5:35 PM ^
CLOWN!