Rules Committee Recommends Helmet Communication, Two-Minute Warning for CFB

Submitted by BursleyHall82 on March 1st, 2024 at 1:51 PM

Wow! I wonder where they got THAT idea?

The NCAA's Rules Committee has recommended several big changes for 2024, most notably helmet communications to one player on the field and a two-minute warning. They're also going to let teams use iPads/tablets on the sidelines.

STORY.

Perkis-Size Me

March 1st, 2024 at 2:23 PM ^

Stallions may have left his mark on the college sport, but as far as I'm concerned, he is not a noble Michigan fan. To me, he's either:

1) Blindly incompetent, in that he didn't know that what he was doing was wrong, could possibly be construed as wrong, or didn't think to ask anyone to be sure. Or:

2) He did know that what he was doing was wrong, outside the lines, or in a grey area, and he decided to do it anyway. Which would make him an arrogant, irresponsible narcissist. 

I can't stop Stallions from being a Michigan fan, and I don't wish ill on him personally, but I'd be okay with him disappearing into the ether to never be heard from again. He almost single-handedly ruined Michigan's national title season, and the fact that he defrauded Blake Corum by signing his name as being a co-business owner with him was the final nail in the coffin for me. 

F**k Conner Stallions. He's going to wake up one day, realize his fifteen minutes of fame are over, no one cares to get his stupid Cameo videos, and the only thing he's going to be remembered for is almost destroying the entire collective legacy of Team 144. 

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Also, apologies if I'm not picking up on any potential sarcasm over the "noble Michigan fan" comment. I just freaking hate the guy. He's not a martyr. He's not a noble steward of this program. He's an idiot, and he has no business being associated with this program in any capacity, officially or otherwise, ever again. 

 

DennisFranklinDaMan

March 1st, 2024 at 3:57 PM ^

He knew. Of course he knew — that's why he used the fake names. He may not have known the extent to which it would all blow up, but he damned sure was trying to be sly.

I don't actually wish him ill. He is a young guy who was trying to get ahead, trying to impress his bosses, trying to be creative and get a leg up on the competition. We tend to approve of that in this country, most of the time. I doubt he self-identifies as a bad guy, and personally, I think young people make a lot of mistakes — I hope he learns from this one and takes those lessons with him going forward.

But ... yeah, he knew what he was doing was against the rules, obviously, and this would have a much more enjoyable season, for me, had he just stuck to doing his damned job.

Perkis-Size Me

March 2nd, 2024 at 7:34 AM ^

I don’t care that he was “just trying to get ahead” or that he probably “doesn’t identify as a bad guy.” You can still get ahead in life and not break rules in the process. And he caused a world of hurt and distractions that this program frankly didn’t need. 

Fact is what he did was against the rules. You can certainly argue that the rule itself is stupid and shouldn’t be a rule. Fine. But until it’s changed, it’s a rule. And he broke it. Knowingly. So yeah, fuck him. 

Michigan was already a program under the microscope for everything it did, and he either lacked the foresight to see that what he was doing would cause a world of problems, or he did see it, and he just didn’t care. Or he thought he was the smartest guy in the room and could outsmart everyone in the process. 

And all of this is before him defrauding Blake Corum. Which honestly should be a dealbreaker for anyone who is still left defending this piece of trash.

Fuck. Conner. Stallions. 

hyeman

March 2nd, 2024 at 9:36 AM ^

But think about a scenario where Stallions wasn't caught. Would the team have been brought together in the same way and coalesced like they did? Was their response to adversity the push that got them over the top? Hard to know for sure, but it's possible that if this hadn't gone down we wouldn't be national champions. 

 

Buy Bushwood

March 2nd, 2024 at 9:41 AM ^

Or, someone in the program did know what he was doing and either approved it or gave him tacit approval with a "don't get caught" winky winky.  No matter which scenario, it was a mole hill turned into a mountain to act out a mob vendetta against the arrogant University of Michigan.  How'd that work out for you fellas?  Ryan?  Tony?  

JonathanE

March 2nd, 2024 at 12:47 PM ^

I get pushing the envelope in a gray area but if he was going to do that, at least do a little something to cover your tracks a little bit more than what he did. At least give some credible thread to plausible deniability. The showing up on the Central Michigan sidelines, dressed as a CMU coach was way over the line. That falls directly into cheating and there is no excuse for that. 

FrankMurphy

March 1st, 2024 at 2:48 PM ^

I know this is sarcasm, but I genuinely hope we never see or hear from that guy again.

He fell on his sword because he went rogue and hatched a ridiculous scheme that he probably knew is against the rules but provided no discernible advantage to the team on or off the field. It only caused everyone headaches and bad publicity. Oh, and he tried to profit from Blake Corum's name without his consent. And those are just the shenanigans of his that we know about.

So yeah, that guy can fuck off.

Sopwith

March 1st, 2024 at 4:23 PM ^

I was about to make a snarky comment like "Hitler pioneered helmet communications?" but then I remembered the Panzer corps under Heinz Guderian in WWII actually did pioneer the use of helmet radios on the commanders so they could communicate and coordinate with the tanks in the field*. It gave them a huge coordination advantage over the Polish commanders who were standing on top of their moving tank with giant square placards of Alf, a golden retriever, Batman logo, and a pierogi.

I kid, Polish tank battalion. I kid.

*Cite: Battistelli, Pier (2011). Heinz Guderian: Leadership, Strategy, Conflict. United Kingdom: Osprey Publishing Ltd. at p14

Vasav

March 1st, 2024 at 1:57 PM ^

So instead of stopping the clock for the chains we're getting a 2 min warning? The 2 min warning is fine but it has always felt so arbitrary. Stopping the clock for chains made sense to me, even if its effect in the first 2/3 of each half are minimal. It still remains for late in each half, right? Why the 2 min warning then? I don't really care so I'll stop whining and not be such an old man about this.

softshoes

March 1st, 2024 at 1:57 PM ^

This would have saved Harbaugh 3 games last year, not to mention all the safety for the players.

Fuck the rules committee. Always a day late and a dollar short. To be clear a do approve the changes.

Vasav

March 1st, 2024 at 2:20 PM ^

It ended up making the season more epic to me. JJ threw a dime to Wilson against OSU because of film study - but still they whine. Every time I see those whines I think of how soft and entitled their fanbase, program and AD has become. Their last trip to Indy this league changed its rules to prop them up. Then it changed its rules again to prop them up for their last CFP win. Meanwhile, the league changed its rules to hold us back and we had the best Big Ten season in 55 years at least.

It would be epic either way, but the way it went down made it even more.

DennisFranklinDaMan

March 1st, 2024 at 4:04 PM ^

I don't know what "soft" means, for fans. What fans don't complain when they lose to their rivals? We sure don't whine about the damned spot in 2016, no sirree! Michigan fans never complain about close calls going against them, or search for excuses ("the NCAA hates us!") when things don't go our way.

Whining that the other side cheated when you lose in close competitions, it turns out, is the American way.

Vasav

March 1st, 2024 at 5:37 PM ^

Sure. But when your AD and Coaches are convincing the league commissioner to make it harder for your opponents, less than 3 years removed from convincing everyone to make it EASIER for yourself (and honestly they weren't wrong on the latter) - yea I feel comfortable saying that's whining. And when you still lose, it does make us look tougher. And since they already are sensitive to being called soft after Gattis said it in '21, that's the word choice I'm using for them.

Gloating over your defeated rivals whom you beat the heck out of twice and then have one close competition with is also, it turns out, the American way. And probably more universal than that too.

LSAClassOf2000

March 1st, 2024 at 2:27 PM ^

Helmet communication takes some of the Cold War intrigue out of stealing signs. Now, we will just need to have someone stand on the sideline trouserless, occasionally making a bizarre hand gesture, and see if the other team becomes interested in what that person is trying to communicate.