tspoon

December 2nd, 2019 at 6:08 PM ^

LoL. As one of the comments underneath the tweet said, all those things *are* true of Simpson too. Good work by the angry midget there.

Sam1863

December 3rd, 2019 at 4:35 AM ^

My Dad had that one, too. Never could figure out how a feline anus was supposed to be complimentary.

Bu then, Dad had lots of old sayings that made us kids go "What the fu ...?" My favorite was his  description of someone who'd been through a rough experience, and was worn out both physically and emotionally. According to Dad:

"He looks like he's been been shot at and missed, and shit at and hit."

mGrowOld

December 2nd, 2019 at 7:42 PM ^

A bad one.

I knew the refrence the OP was making but obviously had no clue what person, sport, school, era, song, political party, bowl game, counter top, coaching search, poll result, appreciation thread, favorite song, score prediction, final record prediction or redshirt availability he was referring to.

I'mTheStig

December 2nd, 2019 at 8:43 PM ^

I don't think for one second, even before B1G play has started, that the egotistical coach at the #1 preseason ranked school in the land gives two shits what Michigan is doing right now.  Especially after dominating us last season and with a rookie head coach.  Tiny Tom is not Chris Mack.

Moo U doesn't have a countdown clock in their locker room like the buckeyes do.

Moo U doesn't live 364 days a year to beat Michigan in basketball like ohio state football and their rabid fanbase does.

Moo U's fanbase is not the animals people from ohio are.

Turd Fergusen

December 2nd, 2019 at 7:42 PM ^

This entire blog is nothing but bitching about MSU and OSU.  You really think its YOU that live rent free in others' heads?