Purdue Haikus
November 3rd, 2023 at 11:53 AM ^
Sixteen versus One
Laughingstock of March Madness
Better luck next year
November 3rd, 2023 at 12:01 PM ^
Whiskey shot in beer
Creepy mascot that I fear
The real train is here…..
November 3rd, 2023 at 12:01 PM ^
Fuck all the Buckeyes
We beat Purdue like their drum
No cheating needed
November 3rd, 2023 at 12:36 PM ^
Michigan has spies
They cannot believe their eyes
Hear the Big Ten cries
November 3rd, 2023 at 12:59 PM ^
I don’t like their drum
Even Mel wouldn’t beat it
Wouldn’t be appropriate
November 3rd, 2023 at 1:16 PM ^
Fuck Purdue!
How is that?
November 3rd, 2023 at 2:19 PM ^
"Lord, give me a sign"
"No --- Stalions gave you lots
Which you never used"
November 3rd, 2023 at 3:40 PM ^
Bad karma coming
now for the Boilermakers
imminent train wreck
November 4th, 2023 at 12:15 AM ^
Ross-Ade Stadium
What a ridiculous name
Eighty to nothing
Coach is an asshole
Should have kept his big mouth shut
Purdue will get crushed
B1G coaches are soft
Can't beat the Blue, so they cry
Oh well, we'll be champs
November 4th, 2023 at 9:17 AM ^
The world-wide leader
Shows it's anti-M bias;
I'm ditching the app