Prediction for the game next week.

Submitted by Mineral King on November 9th, 2019 at 9:36 PM

I predict an ass beating for Msu. Yes it will be there super bowl, but I don’t think that will matter this year. I think this will be the revenge for the years they bullied us when we were down. Ever here of the battle of San Jacinto? This will be similar, they gone get fucked up by early 2nd quarter. I predict Michigan 45 -3. What do you think? 

FauxMo

November 9th, 2019 at 9:43 PM ^

We were watching those commercials today during the PSU-Minnesota game. Some woman says, "My husband got hit by a semi in Taylor. I called Lee. He got me $1 million!" She never mentioned if her husband lived or died or was crippled from the nipples down, but she had a big-ass novelty check. So fuck her husband! WOO HOO!!!

xtramelanin

November 9th, 2019 at 9:40 PM ^

like most folks here, i think we are in a good position to win it, possibly even by a big margin.  that said,

Image result for don't count your chickens before they're hatched

xtramelanin

November 9th, 2019 at 10:06 PM ^

yes, which means a 28 pt win, not a 49 pt blow out.  

being serious, we need to be very wary, they are like a wounded animal.  do i think we'll win, sure.  do i think dantonio might use up all his favors with satan to go out with 'glory' vs. michigan, yeah, i think that, too. 

Chaco

November 9th, 2019 at 11:47 PM ^

I totally agree X

last time we had this kind of pregame aroused nipple anticipation we got run over by a crossing-route Mack track in Columbus.

apples and oranges I know but still....I’d rather revel in the schadenfreude NEXT week after a win

B-Nut-GoBlue

November 9th, 2019 at 9:43 PM ^

Honestly something tells me we see Shea continue to be mediocre, struggle with pressure, and we lean on the run game to lead us to 24 points.  They get 14.  A somewhat close game that we don't truly feel too comfortable until very late.

JDeanAuthor

November 9th, 2019 at 10:31 PM ^

You really think that?

If Sparty can't get their game up AT HOME against an Illinois team with far less talent than we have, how do you think they'll do it against us in our own territory?  I don't care how "emotionally charged" you are; you can't win games solely on emotion when all other factors work against you.

Our "horrible" game last week put us up 38-7 against a Maryland team with an offense that's comparable to Sparty's in firepower.  Think about that for a minute.

B-Nut-GoBlue

November 9th, 2019 at 11:25 PM ^

Yes.  I've watched enough football to not assume and expect anything, especially with college kids.  Brady Hoke teams should've been massacresd by Ohio St and we somehow were one 2pt conversion from winning in one of them.  We should've annihilated Sparty multiple times now in recent years yet they've remained "close" enough to look somewhat respectable.  Go ahead and expect us to score 42 and keep them to one lucky td drive.  We'll see whos expectations bear out...trust me I hope you're the more accurate one!

ppToilet

November 9th, 2019 at 9:49 PM ^

 Michigan should win big and I hope Harbaugh doesn't take his foot off the gas. With that said, it seems this year that teams are coming out flat out of bye weeks. So, maybe Michigan scores 21, the home crowd scores another 14, and Michigan State scores 14.

Mr.Jim

November 9th, 2019 at 9:55 PM ^

Shartans gonna shart...big time. Wolverines crush Moo-U and Jimmy takes great pleasure in rubbing Mork’s smug face in the fake turf of Michigan Stadium. Go Blue!

Germany_Schulz

November 9th, 2019 at 9:58 PM ^

Let's just stop before we piss off the football Gods. 

Just spartyfreude for the week and wait until the game is over next week.

If we somehow choke this away, we'll never hear the end of it -- just check the ego for 7 days, and next Sunday pray we can wear our Michigan gear to Kroger with our chins up.  

Go Blue.  

maize-blue

November 9th, 2019 at 9:58 PM ^

I don't know about a score but if UM gets up early, that will be it. If the defense gets after Lewerke early, his throws will go scattershot fast. It's all about the start. They cannot give any reason for MSU to feel good about themselves. If it's hard for Sparty from the get go, they'll pack it in by halftime.

However, I'm actually nervous of the bye week and the team coming out slow and unenthusiastic. 

Bo Harbaugh

November 10th, 2019 at 12:30 AM ^

Spartans never "feel good about themselves"

They are born with inferiority complexes, fueled in later years by combination of dissonance and roid use.  Mork tapped into this well of delusional belief and disrespek and ran it dry over the past decade.

The playoff debacle against Bama reminded the program and the world that it was all a fraud, they will never have the talent to be elite, and you can only turn on the wind and rain machine so many times in B1G matches before you get exposed by superior teams. 

They have regressed to their historical mean (6-6) and Harbaugh has brought us back to our historical mean (9-3). At home, with a chance to step on their throats and Harbaugh to crap on a rival, I take

UM 34  Sexual Assaulting Morks 6

bronxblue

November 9th, 2019 at 9:58 PM ^

There's a good chance that Lewerke is out because of a possible concussion, so that means they'll be down to a 3rd-string QB on the road.  That's...suboptimal.

My guess is the game is ugly and chippy, so probably not a massive blowout but more one of those slow-motion beatings where Michigan wins by, like 17 but outgains MSU by 250 yards.

bklein09

November 9th, 2019 at 11:02 PM ^

They didn’t take Lewerke out today, right after he was concussed. Do you think they’re going to sit him for the Michigan game? According to Mork, they checked him out and he’s fine. Which is probably BS, but he’s playing next week. 

If it’s Lombardi starting next week, it will truly be a 49-3, 2002 style blasting though. So I’m cool with that.