Pete and the Selachimorphiliac Discuss UF/UM, Display Predictably Poor Knowledge of Chess
Didn't see this posted yet. Pete and the Shark Humper discuss the UF QB situation and use the term "checkmate" as a verb, and also incorrectly.
August 29th, 2017 at 12:38 PM ^
LOL!! If they try that it will end more horribly than I'm thinking! For a long time, I haven't been able to see UF scoring enough to win. But the closer we get, and the more I see/hear from Sharky, the more confident I get that the blowout will remind of the meeting two years ago.
August 29th, 2017 at 12:35 PM ^
Merriam-Webster says that checkmate is also a verb, so they've got that going for them. But expect an Ask the Editor video soon where M-W explains that it does not mean what Pete Finebaum apparently thinks it means.
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/checkmate
(BTW, for language fans, if you don't know about the Ask the Editor videos, they are great: https://www.merriam-webster.com/video )
August 29th, 2017 at 12:45 PM ^
Are the other guys more, less, or about the same, as mobile as Malik Zaire? I don't know anything about Franks, or Del Rio. If those guys are less mobile, I doubt you can go with them, because we will kill sitting duck QB's.
August 29th, 2017 at 1:01 PM ^
Zaire is by far the most mobile of the three.
August 29th, 2017 at 1:57 PM ^
A walking, talking penis with ears!
August 29th, 2017 at 2:46 PM ^
McElwain seems perpetually . . . befuddled.
Not seeing a Spurrier edge there.
Hell, not even a Zook edge.
August 29th, 2017 at 3:05 PM ^
If ever Harbaugh wanted to live in Gainsville, FL, there too he could do so rent free.
August 29th, 2017 at 3:40 PM ^
August 29th, 2017 at 4:48 PM ^
Nice use of Zika as a verb.
August 29th, 2017 at 6:35 PM ^
Harbaugh is in both their heads.
August 29th, 2017 at 8:48 PM ^
August 29th, 2017 at 10:37 PM ^
...but cue Doug Stamper:
"They're in your head, and you're not even out of the tunnel yet."
August 30th, 2017 at 12:05 PM ^
Is the Michigan Marching Band headed to Dallas for this game?
If so, have they been practicing the Jaws theme?