*outside source - The reason UofM QBs are struggling
An outside source states that the real reason UofM QBs are struggling is the lack of mobility in their britches. One UofM QB is on record of saying, “Jorts. Give me Jorts. They’re an extension of myself and a reflection of me, an individual. That’s all that is”. When asked about what is wrong with the current uniforms, “ why don’t we have awesome fray on our uniforms? Did the university purchase football shorts instead of football pants and then not decide to cut them? Thus deciding against the awesome fray”?
Will the fray keep us away from a potential playoff run?
September 13th, 2019 at 5:29 AM ^
I never think I like Fritos, until I have some and they are fucking amazing and I can’t stop eating them. Then I go back to thinking I don’t like them. Weird.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:28 PM ^
These threads are really fuckin annoying. Mods do your job and kill these stupid ass threads
September 12th, 2019 at 9:30 PM ^
Please change the Pitbull banner. I think it is effecting our mojo and encourages these shit posts.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:33 PM ^
I have always been.
The Jorts. The Jorts. The Jorts.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:37 PM ^
Long time Esse...don't mind the newbies they dont realize they're in the presence of greatness.
Good to see you post again.
September 12th, 2019 at 9:30 PM ^
It can't be premade jorts, though. Real jort dedication comes from sacrificing a favored old pair on its last "legs"
September 12th, 2019 at 9:41 PM ^
What the fuck did I just read?
September 12th, 2019 at 10:17 PM ^
Alex Jones might be on to something about the fluoride in the water...
September 12th, 2019 at 10:32 PM ^
I'm done reading these today. Some one must be giving away free LSD.
September 12th, 2019 at 10:36 PM ^
This thread goes with the banner - some ridiculous crap here these days.
September 12th, 2019 at 11:06 PM ^
shut up, idiot.
September 12th, 2019 at 11:24 PM ^
My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious.
September 12th, 2019 at 11:28 PM ^
Or in Frito's case, cornflappery
September 13th, 2019 at 12:19 AM ^
At first I was like “man what the fuck” then I saw OP was Frito
+1 to the legend
September 13th, 2019 at 1:32 AM ^
let's have a real good time
September 13th, 2019 at 3:34 AM ^
Jorts are Dennis and Charlie approved
September 13th, 2019 at 4:15 AM ^
Awful post
September 13th, 2019 at 5:38 AM ^
great work! I knew someone would figure this out.
September 13th, 2019 at 7:34 AM ^
That’s not cocaine bud. That’s liquid draino. Kidneys will be shitting down in 3...2....1.....
September 13th, 2019 at 9:42 AM ^
My Goodness this place has gotten weird lately.
September 13th, 2019 at 9:49 AM ^
This is starting to feel like an alternate reality. Okay...maybe not "starting."
September 13th, 2019 at 10:28 AM ^
The fray keeps one in the fray
September 13th, 2019 at 10:32 AM ^
Prime example of why bye weeks are so difficult to deal with...
September 13th, 2019 at 4:38 PM ^
Wtf did I just read