MichiganStan

February 3rd, 2017 at 2:35 AM ^

Im just hoping coaches can recruit 2018s #1 TE Zack Kuntz to play for Michigan. Something tells me he would make a great replacement for Jake Butt but I just cant seem to put my finger in it

Wolfman

February 3rd, 2017 at 5:03 AM ^

regardless of level was simply Tim Buhr. He, with a decided advantage, played his best ball on the offensive side, where the best the announcer could do was a "pass caught by Tim Buhr.". However, anyone with a name like that will experience the perfect play at the perfect time. I loved, as a fan of the game, when we were trying to stop the offense in picking up a crucial third or fourth down conversion when somehow he managed to thwart their attempt, then the announcer, no matter home game or away, could not pass up the opportunity to, with emphasis, simply state, "Tim Buhr!!!" fist of all, then some 15 to 20 seonds later would add, "stop or tackle by Tim Buhr."I am convinced, because I probably would have done it as well, is if he merely assisted in the stop, would have ignored the help and given him full credit, just to be able to say it. 

jmblue

February 3rd, 2017 at 5:58 AM ^

These are always part funny and part cringeworthy.  Some of the names are a bit out there but at the end, it's basically making fun of kids' names.  It seems a little beneath a national publication like Sports Illustrated.

 

 

Mr_Larson

February 3rd, 2017 at 6:31 AM ^

Imagine being the intern (unpaid maybe) tasked with putting together this list... football abilities have no bearing here. Just the craziest, most nonsensical names you can find. I'd rather be in class, mowing the lawn all day lawn, or even dealing with my mother in law for a two week visit.. sheesh.