OT: Jim McElwain may or may not have humped a shark in the nude.

Submitted by BostonWolverine on

I'll let the (very mildly NSFW) Deadspin article speak for itself. I dunno folks, it *does* kinda look like him...

FWIW, McElwain says it's not. 

PopeLando

May 9th, 2017 at 11:51 AM ^

I for one am outraged...and hereby volunteer to work closely with Anneka (the lady who tweeted the picture) until the culprit is found and brought to justice. Giggity

LSAClassOf2000

May 9th, 2017 at 11:55 AM ^

I almost feel bad for McElwain in that - whether or not it is him - this will be on the tip of various tongues in pressers moving forward somehow. 

"Coach McElwain, what are your thoughts on the linebackers' performance so far?"

"Look, I told you before, it was NOT me humping that shark."

"So, the linebackers are satisfactory in your view?"

"Yes."

cw51

May 9th, 2017 at 12:28 PM ^

Can someone explain to me why the assumption is that is a man?  Gender Confusion Disorder has man side affects, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Honk if Ufer M…

May 9th, 2017 at 12:29 PM ^

Someone on that twitter thread speculated this was the Russian Trumpmail/blackmail photo 

UofM Die Hard …

May 9th, 2017 at 12:44 PM ^

im crying here at work....the hell is this.  The comments are why this blog is the best:

 

"Dry humping apex predators is so 90s."  

 

I love animals, not a hunter at all, so not making light of this..but this is so weirdly funny

UM Fan from Sydney

May 9th, 2017 at 12:54 PM ^

Whoever that is in the picture, he should be arrested and charged with animal cruelty.

Birdman

May 9th, 2017 at 5:03 PM ^

A few inflatable shark pool floats might have to make it into Jerryworld anyway. Slowly passed down, onto the gator sideline.