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It's been a minute since I…

It's been a minute since I've logged in here. In fact, one of my last comments comes on a post titled "TomVH Works Out With Barwis".  I've mostly lurked since then, when life didn't get in the way.  The sanctuary this place has been for some dark, dark times is a gift to us all.  Thank you Brian for your hard work over the years. 

Looks like we need a Hugh

Looks like we need a Hugh Freeze style fake funeral for Ole Miss’ persecution of a helpless student athlete

About 10 years too late.

About 10 years too late.

Yes because it's easy to tell

Yes because it's easy to tell from the television if offensive lineman are failing to activate their leg muscles and relying on their upper body.

I have faith that even if

I have faith that even if PASPA is repealed, the NFL will still find a way to lobby states not to pass their own laws legalizing it.

This may be the dumbest thing

This may be the dumbest thing I've ever read on this website. And I was around for the WolverineInABag/RollDamnTide incident.

Fuck Greg Schiano and fuck

Fuck Greg Schiano and fuck every single sympathizer he has among media members. PSU shit aside, that may or may not have occurred and is based on double hearsay, he's a big failure as a football coach and an even bigger asshole.

If Schiano had the resume of

If Schiano had the resume of a Jimbo Fisher or hell even a Hugh Freeze, there is zero chance this happens.

While we're at it maybe we

While we're at it maybe we can investigate what kind of incriminating photos Greg Schiano has of every major member of the CFB media. I've never seen anything like the drum that is beaten every year for Schiano to get a job - any job. "Hearing rumblings about Schiano and Baylor," "Don't be surprised if Schiano gets a look at UCLA." It's hilarious, and I'm kind of glad it's not gonna end anytime soon.

As Bert tells it, she had no

As Bert tells it, she had no idea he was a well paid Power 5 Head Coach until they had gone out on a couple dates.

Honestly, he should take some

Honestly, he should take some time off and/or become a DC, while waiting to take over for Ferentz when he retires. 

That Jedd Fisch move was one

That Jedd Fisch move was one for the ages. Protip: don't take a job with a coach that was clearly going to get fired if you got a good thing going, Jedd. One mediocre season as OC with Josh Rosen as your QB is not a great resume line.

Quite a username attributed

Quite a username attributed to this post.

Is a hot dog a sandwich? The

Is a hot dog a sandwich? The truth is that nobody fucking knows.

Interim coach Brady Hoke

Interim coach Brady Hoke against Alabama would be one wild ride.

Alabama has like four 5-star

Alabama has like four 5-star running backs...

Gonna be a lot of coaches

Gonna be a lot of coaches sleeping with one eye open tonight. No way this doesn't stretch beyond the initial list of names. This is gonna be a bloodbath.

I don't think the players

I don't think the players give a fuck if they have to look at a pink wall. They certainly care if they have to suit up in 110 degree Indiana stank.

Purdue should be fined for

Purdue should be fined for the AC nonsense. No way is that an oversight. Of course they had no problem installing it in the home locker room. This shit has brought more embarrassment on the conference than Rutgers ever could.

Sup

Sup

The Unabomber also loves

The Unabomber also loves Michigan and is a Michigan Man. He can also go fuck himself.

Journalism*

Journalism*

Why would anyone willingly

Why would anyone willingly latch on to Butch Jones less than a year before he inevitably gets shitcanned? 

Let's fucking roll.

Let's fucking roll.

Cannot wait to see Saban

Cannot wait to see Saban asked about this at a presser.

Excuse me, this is a Retail

Excuse me, this is a Retail Activation.

Cannot fathom who these are

Cannot fathom who these are supposed to be marketed towards. What faction of the fan base is looking at these thinking "sweet, bro"?

Asking people to pay for what

Asking people to pay for what they've enjoyed for free for decades sounds like a business model destined for failure.

Looks like the original M00N

Looks like the original M00N on 11/7/25 was just as thrilling as the original.

What kind of fucking idiot

What kind of fucking idiot gets brought down over a single phone call you can immediately explain away as a misdial? Simply incredible that this is what took him down. Football coaches are dumb, guys.

That's an underwhelming Maui

That's an underwhelming Maui slate this year to say the least.

I'm pretty sure Tate was

I'm pretty sure Tate was pushing some scam MLM all over his Facebook as of a couple years ago so, maybe not he's not the best subject for this hypothesis.

Who approved that "Just That

Who approved that "Just That Good" shirt? Woof.

Seriously what the fuck is

Seriously what the fuck is this title? People used to get crucified for non-descript titles. I want my ten seconds back.  I'm off to continue yelling at cloud.

I still can't wrap my head

I still can't wrap my head around the fact that whoever is running Fox Sports thinks it's a good idea to go all in on HOT TAKE artists like Skip Bayless and Clay Travis instead of Mandel/Feldman types. Why? How?

Eh fuck it, I'm a homer and I

Eh fuck it, I'm a homer and I think #4 is just fine.

If by Chauncey Billups you

If by Chauncey Billups you mean LeBron James.

By design*

By design*

I remember reading about

I remember reading about Steven Threet and Manny Harris on this exact layout.  It was time.  Congrats to all involved on seeing this through.

a) Affair
b) NCAA

a) Affair

b) NCAA violations

c) Genuine retirement

d) Other scandal

What you got?

Fair play, sir.

Fair play, sir.

What a great non-denial

What a great non-denial denial from UF.

"He says it's not him."

Strong.

He would have received a

He would have received a hefty raise and, considering how bare the cupboard was there, at least 3-4 years to collect some fat checks.

Rich Rod made a fatal mistake

Rich Rod made a fatal mistake by turning down the South Carolina job.  He stayed largely out of loyalty to Greg Byrne.  Byrne bailed (Alabama), and now he's stuck in an untenable situation.  Where does he go when he inevitably gets canned?  OC somewhere?  Eesh.

It's just sad at this point.

It's just sad at this point. It's not even worth making light of this stuff.

False, if this were adidas we

False, if this were adidas we would have been wearing those shorts during the NCAA run in March.

We haven't seen the medical

We haven't seen the medical reports.  It's quite possible his prognosis is not that rosy.

He's not wrong.

He's not wrong.

Maybe adjust your title

Maybe adjust your title there, guy.

Vox owns SB Nation, which is

Vox owns SB Nation, which is obviously pretty successful if Vox is doing well.