OT: To hell with _________ !

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Stuck at wedding for one of the wife's friends... big OSU fans. Not really wanting to be here (have other things I need to do). Instead of brooding, I'd like to channel this irritation into a constructive and entertaining thread. Got a good anectode about a rival fan doing something idiotic? Share it! Creative idea about how to punk an opposing coach? Shout it here! Just pissed off about jackass X from school Y? Sure, why not. Just remember: you can't spell "O, pedophile" without O-H-I-O!
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MichiganTeacher

May 14th, 2016 at 3:07 PM ^

The president of the school board and her husband are OSU alums and huge fans.

The art teacher is a Sparty alum.

The 6th grade and 7th grade science teacher is a ND fan and the rest of his family are all ND alums.

Somehow, both HS gym teachers are Trojans.

To hell with them all!

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rob f

May 14th, 2016 at 3:27 PM ^

to the OP's thread title is..."Notre Dame".  If it worked for Bo, then nothing tops his answer.

As for a true story about something idiotic I've seen an opposing fan do, I'd have to go with this one:  Back in the late 70's, while at my first of my several road games at Northwestern (the biggest real rival of our pseudo-biggest rival), I witnessed a middle-aged drunk Wildcat fan cover herself (and her hot dog, too) with mustard when she couldn't get the pump to work on a mustard dispenser.  Instead of trying a different dispenser, she cussed at that one for not working and then picked it up and turned it upside down, at which point gravity took over and the lid popped off,  spilling most of the mustard all over her rather nice outfit.  As buzzed as I was, I couldnt do anything but laugh.  

Had she been a coed, I likely instead would have offered to help wipe or lick  the mustard off.  Instead, as I laughed, I remember thinking it was such a shame that it happened to her rather than to a State or Ohio State fan.

 

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MichiganTeacher

May 15th, 2016 at 7:01 PM ^

City boy, eh?

I'm pretty sure there wasn't a date in high school where I wasn't carrying a knife/leatherman/some sort of multi-tool with a blade.

Nice sig, btw.

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Double-D

May 14th, 2016 at 3:45 PM ^

In front of me. This guy was just a complete jerk taunting everyone around him every single good play NW had. The worst part about it was he did even understand the game of football. In the 4th qtr I had had enough and stuck my finger in the nacho cheese and held it up for all of the Michigan fans sitting behind to see. I proceeded to dab a little in the middle of this guys back to the laughter and delight of those who had been ear fucked by this guy all day. It was not my most mature moment but I do not regret my actions.

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Engin77

May 14th, 2016 at 4:06 PM ^

stuck at a wedding with Buckeyes I'd guess my conversations would be based on the question of how a team with 5 first round NFL picks (12 overall) lost in their own stadium to MSU?

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