OT: Arkansas TE suspended for stealing from a Belk store, while at Belk Bowl
December 29th, 2016 at 6:08 PM ^
Well, hopefully he at least got to see Fingerbang before the bust went down.
December 29th, 2016 at 6:08 PM ^
This is both hillarious and sad. Stealing from Belk when on a free $450 shopping spree while at the Belk Bowl. Seriously though, I'm not sure how you find more than $450 worth of things to buy from belk...
December 30th, 2016 at 5:37 AM ^
If this makes it to court, I think he should use the "But I took math at Arkansas" defense.
December 29th, 2016 at 6:09 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 9:11 PM ^
Yeah, where was his bag man and/or fall guy, duh!
December 29th, 2016 at 6:10 PM ^
What an idiot.
Dude is a tight end who was almost certainly going to get drafted and make a ton of money. Now that he did this to get what? A few hundred dollars maybe? He's going to hurt his draft stock as the character issue comes up and thus he will probably lose more money than he'd ever gain in the stupidest Belk heist ever
December 29th, 2016 at 6:32 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 7:17 PM ^
December 30th, 2016 at 1:02 AM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 6:12 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 6:14 PM ^
Belk is like a Macy's with a drawl, age-induced incontinence, and a resultant yeast infection.
December 29th, 2016 at 6:17 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 6:19 PM ^
The strip clubs have a better liquor selection though, and arguably at better prices. Indeed, I don't think I've ever seen booze sold at the few Belk stores that I have been in, although I may have missed a department here and there.
December 29th, 2016 at 8:04 PM ^
Not to mention that free breakfast buffet.
December 29th, 2016 at 6:17 PM ^
I thought that was Kmart
December 29th, 2016 at 6:20 PM ^
Kmart is like if Target got addicted to meth
December 29th, 2016 at 6:25 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 6:25 PM ^
It's a department store in the south. They don't have Macy's like states in the north.
It's basically JCPenney if we're not trying to be funny.
December 29th, 2016 at 6:51 PM ^
We have Macy's down in Florida and thankfully don't have any Belches stores over here
December 29th, 2016 at 10:00 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 10:29 PM ^
Oh, Northern Florida certainly is.
December 30th, 2016 at 12:21 AM ^
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December 29th, 2016 at 10:15 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 9:29 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 6:22 PM ^
Macy's meets Marshall's.
December 30th, 2016 at 12:25 AM ^
but they didn't just meet, they got drunk, hooked up & 9 months later Belk is born.
After a neglected chilhood, Belk is looking for affirmation by showing her "departments" to every convenience store in town.
Before long she's out on the business loop sharing a cigarette butt-strewn parking lot with Waffle House.
December 29th, 2016 at 6:36 PM ^
sounds like something you would find at the hardware store to seal HVAC ducts.
December 29th, 2016 at 6:12 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 6:15 PM ^
These aren't things you think about when you're stupid.
December 29th, 2016 at 6:21 PM ^
Clearly the only thing in Belk over $450.
December 29th, 2016 at 6:22 PM ^
I stole once as a kid, was caught, shamed, and humiliated and never did it again. This kid just may not have learned that lesson at age 9.
December 29th, 2016 at 9:16 PM ^
What the hell, did he think he was shopping for crab legs at a Publix???
December 29th, 2016 at 6:16 PM ^
Sorry wrong thread. Tomorrow at 8pm can't come fast enough..
December 29th, 2016 at 6:20 PM ^
Nothing dots the i of a meaningless series of also ran bowls like stealing from the bowl's sponsor..
December 29th, 2016 at 6:23 PM ^
Bowl sponsored by Goodyear...
December 29th, 2016 at 8:11 PM ^
Steal tires? Nah, hold my beer while I hotwire the blimp
December 29th, 2016 at 8:18 PM ^
It always starts with "Hold my beer and watch this."
December 30th, 2016 at 8:42 AM ^
Or "Roll Tide".
December 29th, 2016 at 6:30 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 6:31 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 6:38 PM ^
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December 29th, 2016 at 9:17 PM ^
Plaxico says OUCH!!!
December 29th, 2016 at 6:46 PM ^
December 29th, 2016 at 6:47 PM ^
persecuted like Jesus and Hugh Freeze
December 29th, 2016 at 6:50 PM ^
Have to tighten up the belks and work harder during the game...
December 29th, 2016 at 6:53 PM ^
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December 29th, 2016 at 7:01 PM ^
and guess all OSU players are getting PlayStations for the Fiesta Bowl appearence. Otherwise they might lose half their team prior to the game.