My BPONE is Self Reflective
I really had this conversation with myself last night.
Why we suck?!! Look whose QB situation is better than ours: Illinois. LSU. Maryland, PSU, Purdue and Wisconsin. Iowa! UCF with a backup! Fucking MSU! Admit it: I Like the way Lewerke’s healthy season was better than Shane’s 2018. I think it’s way harder to find teams whose sitch is worse: Rice, but that is based purely on hearsay. Miami and FSU? NW probably but we’ll see.
Why it might not be so bad: Those were some badass West Pointers who are going to give a lot of teams problems. ND included. And we really did kind of dominate MTSU more than the scoreboard indicated.
Why we suck?!! What has this team showed you that makes you think it can go on the road and beat Wisconsin and PSU (at a Whiteout)?!!! What has it showed you that makes you think UM can beat Iowa, MSU and OSU at home? Why are you even watching?
Why it might not be so bad: Those were some badass West Pointers who are going to give a lot of teams problems. ND included. And we really did kind of dominate MTSU more than the scoreboard indicated.
Hope this helps. Good luck to you.
September 12th, 2019 at 12:50 PM ^
Onanistic twaddle. Basically playing with yourself and your Bpone.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:10 PM ^
Another full week of this shit, yea......
September 12th, 2019 at 1:37 PM ^
Yeah, this kind of post makes me agree with Moleskyn that early season bye weeks do, indeed, suck
September 12th, 2019 at 12:51 PM ^
You need professional help.
September 12th, 2019 at 12:51 PM ^
Are you drunk already?
September 12th, 2019 at 12:59 PM ^
Nah, OP is just mentally weak.
September 12th, 2019 at 12:52 PM ^
Navel gazers never notice the lint
September 12th, 2019 at 12:52 PM ^
September 12th, 2019 at 12:53 PM ^
Yikes.... this isn’t going to go well
September 12th, 2019 at 12:53 PM ^
Get control of yourself. You're pathetic.
September 12th, 2019 at 12:54 PM ^
MGoBlog: Michigan's RCMB
September 12th, 2019 at 1:12 PM ^
Yup. Both sites’ most popular topic: crapping on Michigan’s football program.
September 12th, 2019 at 12:56 PM ^
Well this post is going to go swimmingly -_-
September 12th, 2019 at 12:56 PM ^
Antonio Brown's emails were easier to read than this.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:10 PM ^
outstanding comment! +1
September 12th, 2019 at 12:59 PM ^
Huh.
When I read the title, I thought this was going to be "I have BPONE about the team because I have BPONE about myself." I could have at least respected the self-awareness of one who sucks, but instead we just get blissfully unaware sucking.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:16 PM ^
Where the hell were you from February till this past Sunday?
Witness protection program?
September 12th, 2019 at 1:00 PM ^
Warning hawt take!
September 12th, 2019 at 1:01 PM ^
Downvoted for unironic use of "sitch".
September 12th, 2019 at 1:06 PM ^
If your BPONE lasts more than four hours, seek medical attention.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:07 PM ^
Yeah I remember when I touched myself for the first time too
September 12th, 2019 at 3:19 PM ^
Do you remember the other 7313 times you did? Nm, I don't really want to know.
September 12th, 2019 at 4:19 PM ^
Number seems really low
September 12th, 2019 at 1:08 PM ^
I am pretty sure Army does not play Notre Dame this year. I think you may have had a few too many ginger ales last night.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:57 PM ^
somethin's fucky
September 12th, 2019 at 2:13 PM ^
could be a samsquatch
September 12th, 2019 at 1:13 PM ^
Even I feel bad for you.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:18 PM ^
First sign of mental illness, having a conversation with yourself.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:35 PM ^
I was just telling myself that.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:19 PM ^
You don't deserve the name 'yzerman'...
September 12th, 2019 at 1:24 PM ^
Can OPs get a bye week? A few readers and posters could use this time to rest and work out some kinks.
September 12th, 2019 at 11:01 PM ^
I don’t know. Seems like the incessant bashing of the program, questioning the coaches, and players’ intellect/abilities seems reasonable by the OPs based on the team’s abysmal...
*checks record*
...2-0 start...ope, never mind my bust you’re right.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:38 PM ^
Why we suck?!! It doesn't even seem like they are trying to compete with the big boys. In 15 playoff games the winning team has scored higher than 40 7 times and has scored less than 30 only 3 times. Meanwhile, Michigan is playing to control the clock, win games 20-17, and needed double overtime to get to 24 against Army.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:42 PM ^
Think people are definitely underestimating Staee. I think they win 10 games.
September 12th, 2019 at 1:44 PM ^
How do some of these OP get through daily life situations?
September 12th, 2019 at 1:52 PM ^
I legitimately hope that I never meet you or even have to be in the same room.
September 12th, 2019 at 2:01 PM ^
You know when you click on something and immediately regret it?
September 12th, 2019 at 2:21 PM ^
Need a potato salad recipe here
September 12th, 2019 at 3:03 PM ^
Looks good but I really like a little hard boiled egg in my tater salad
September 12th, 2019 at 2:57 PM ^
Can we have a moratorium on question marks???
September 12th, 2019 at 4:01 PM ^
No???????
September 12th, 2019 at 4:00 PM ^
People are really milking the points not working.
September 12th, 2019 at 4:02 PM ^
BPONE is lame. Toughen up.
If you’re going to take part in it, please keep it to yourself. Nobody gives a shit.
September 12th, 2019 at 4:23 PM ^
Geezus man! I literally just left the "Alabama is scared of Army" thread and then clicked on this shit when I thought it couldn't get any worse. Boy was I wrong!