MSU gets (totally not fake) 5-star QB commit
Background: An extremely obviously fake profile on twitter (Patrick Flowers) has been cosplaying a football recruit for some time now. Reacting to offers, putting out top 5 lists, even fooling actual college coaches and making them look dumb. I can not stress how obviously fake he is. All of his pictures he posts are from NCAA football 2014.
Yesterday, he "committed" to MSU, and of course it fooled at least one person at our favorite hellhole message board.
April 19th, 2020 at 12:16 PM ^
The guy who posted that was stupid. You read their board and then posted it here. I’m not sure who’s worse.
April 19th, 2020 at 12:37 PM ^
Found the board link looking thru the replies to a Scott Bell tweet about the "recruit" (Scott is a great follow, btw)
I would never willingly browse that shithole board.
Being a bitch isn’t necessary
You are.
April 19th, 2020 at 12:21 PM ^
Man they are sorry excuses for human beings over there. Cuntmuscle? Points for originality I guess.
April 19th, 2020 at 12:35 PM ^
He even spelled it musscle.
Man-o-man imagine the tenssile sstrength of that musscle!
It's actually a little sscary!
Do you even kegel bro?
actual lol
Especially those in danger in East Lansing...need to with those creeps
To be fair, I'm sure the proper spelling of Cuntmuscle was already taken as a username there.
April 19th, 2020 at 12:34 PM ^
Those elusive 5 state QBs are tough to get. 5 Staee QBs are even tougher to land.
April 19th, 2020 at 12:37 PM ^
Not "people" in the broader sense of the word...
April 19th, 2020 at 12:39 PM ^
What I wouldn't kill to play NCAA again. Does anyone here know where I can buy a Xbox 360?
April 19th, 2020 at 12:42 PM ^
Gamecube would be right for you.
April 19th, 2020 at 12:44 PM ^
I'm mainly talking about 14. The last great game EA sports put out.
Why don't you ask Shea Patterson? He is the greatest xcube 360station4 Madden NCAA 1493 player to ever play. Isn't he your boy?
Boy, this went over like a fart in church haha. Oh well. Maybe humor isn't my thing....
April 19th, 2020 at 12:43 PM ^
Ugh. I need sports badly.
Lol. All the sparties on this board just burned a couch.
Tyrann Mathieu just ripped Michigan D coaching vs. Bama WR's.
Ok. Can you maybe link it or break down what the fuck you're talking about?
6.9.1You got a .1 upgrade?
I'm getting stronger every day.
6.9.1I just saw that too. Here is the link
https://twitter.com/Mathieu_Era/status/1251906441327321091
https://twitter.com/Mathieu_Era/status/1251906441327321091
He was talking about how the linebacker on the bottom of the screen (Devin Gill I think) doesn't get so mush as a bump on the wide receiver, making it difficult for the safety to keep with him. So basically the receiver sprints downfield untouched for a touchdown. Not sure if Gil was looking for a run play but there's no way he's touching him from where he was lined up. I'll see if I can post a screenshot
I took like an hour off from Twitter and came back to that Mathieu tweet and a retweet from ace by some guy ripping Harbaugh over the abortion comments, fun sequence ?. Need more football to wash the end of the 2019 from my brain.
So the ILB. It gonna take no steam off 4 running down seam? Lol they coached that? https://t.co/ir09PYIbLQ
— Tyrann Mathieu (@Mathieu_Era) April 19, 2020
That's Jordan Glasgow, not Devin Gil.
Great dude. Thanks for being a dipshit.
Huh! Me too!
Guess that makes me the Honey Wolverine!
The play Tyron is talking about was fucked ... Jeudy was open, whoever the WR at the bottom of the screen was open .... there were probably three places the ball could have been thrown where a TD would have ensued ... not gonna blame the LB for not jamming when his 1st responsibility was the RB and pretty much everyone was open for a TD
Cmon that board is great in times like this. When you’re feeling a little stir crazy in the house you own you can feel better when you see spartard fans starting threads about how excited they are that their government subsidized apartments are waving rent for April and May. I feel better knowing I still have places to get gas because the attendants still have a place to live.