More name suggestions for the John O'Korn fanbase
(sorry, I just couldn't let this die; but, hey, at least it's apolitical [I think]) ...
O'Kornucopians: a sect of M fans who believe that - in a world in which John O'Korn is M's starting QB - their lives will be overflowing with fruit and vegetables, and, most importantly, victories.
O'Kornutopians: a sect of M fans who believe that - in a world in which John O'Korn is M's starting QB - their lives (and, most importantly, M's offense) will be truly ideal.
UnO'Kornians: a sect of M fans who believe that John O'Korn is a mythical horse-like being with a single, sparkly horn growing from the middle of his forehead and a rainbow-like mane & tail. As such, they believe him to have magical abilities including the ability to render poison water potable, the ability to heal sickness, and the ability to resurrect a moribund offense.
Note that there is a rather large overlap between those who self-identify as O'Kornucopians and those who self-identify as O'Kornutopians. Those who despise fruits and vegetables (particularly winter squash) typically self-identify as O'Kornutopians only.
UnO'Kornians, however, are a singular and - not surprisingly - rather fringe group.
(in case you were wondering, Ich bin ein UnO'Kornian - mainly because it reminds me of the Bob's Burgers "Equestranauts" episode).
In any case, I think we can all agree that, today, we are all UnO'Kornians.
(Editorial note: I'm absolutely a fan of all the guys who don the winged helmets - it's all about the team; I can see how the above content comes off as pro- or anti- certain guys vs. others; that's not - at all - my intent, nor my personal feelings on the matter; I just had to share my arguably clever names, that is all. And, as others have commented herein, we are all [or should be] fans of whomever is behind center).
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September 24th, 2017 at 11:39 AM ^
This was what came to mind when I saw the thread title. Endorsed.
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September 24th, 2017 at 10:46 AM ^
The Kernel Krowd
September 24th, 2017 at 10:22 AM ^
September 24th, 2017 at 1:12 PM ^
Purdue, you just got O'Korn Holed!
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September 24th, 2017 at 10:31 AM ^
On a marginally related topic, what's the consensus on the question of whether Unicorns can fly or are strictly terrestrial?
September 24th, 2017 at 10:33 AM ^
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September 24th, 2017 at 11:33 AM ^
So would it be safe to assume you are a Brony by association?
September 24th, 2017 at 11:13 AM ^
I am more of a fan of the pegasus, as you can tell by the avatar, but if a certain show is to be believed, there is reason to think that being born a unicorn does not necessarily stop one from undergoing some weird microevolution and sprout wings. See ESNY's comment above.
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September 24th, 2017 at 10:38 AM ^
How about Fickle?
Oh wait ... that's the name of the Speight fan base. Never mind.
September 24th, 2017 at 10:39 AM ^
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Children of the Korn
September 24th, 2017 at 10:44 AM ^
Children of O'Korn.
Lock the thread.
September 24th, 2017 at 10:44 AM ^
+1 sir
September 24th, 2017 at 10:55 AM ^
September 24th, 2017 at 10:47 AM ^
Korn Nuts. And man are the ranch ones good.
September 24th, 2017 at 11:42 AM ^
Drunk posting. Not recommended.
September 24th, 2017 at 10:44 AM ^
O'Korn's Kernels.
September 24th, 2017 at 10:46 AM ^
September 24th, 2017 at 10:47 AM ^
... actually, nope.
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September 24th, 2017 at 10:50 AM ^
I think you can identify the John O'Korn fanbase by the title of "Michigan Fans".
September 24th, 2017 at 11:24 AM ^
Best QB performance of the year by a wide margin. Fans who want the best for Michigan. Fans who still want Wilton can be stat deniers. I just want the QB who gives the team the best chance of reaching their lofty goals and don't care what his name is.
It seems the change from Jedd to Pep has changed the quarterbacks comfort level with the passing game. I know its a small sample size for JOK, but WS hasn't looked comfortable in the 3+ games he has played..
September 24th, 2017 at 10:50 AM ^
O'Korn's Airhorns. Bwa-bwa-Bwwaaaaaa!!!
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September 24th, 2017 at 10:57 AM ^
Anyone who wants Okorn at QB should just be known as correct. At this time he seems competent and good enough to lead this team. Is he the best QB on the roster talent wise?. No, that would be Brandon Peters but he is given another year to learn and grow. I do like okorns game though and he looks to put a lot of pressure on defenses running and throwing. If Michigan starts playing downhill on offense they will be almost impossible to beat as you probably are looking at the number one defense two years in a row.
I will admit I wrote a lot of bad things about our offense in the first half. I thought better of it and deleted my comments and am so glad I did. Everything revolves around the Qb play and as he goes so goes the offense. I think Michigan is sitting pretty good going into the bye and there is not to many teams wanting to play them. Am I part of the John O korn fanbase?. You're damn straight.
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