November 2nd, 2017 at 8:36 AM ^
Peters throw bomb now
Gopher d has not a chance
Hope for 18 yes!
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:39 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:07 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 10:53 AM ^
They once had a dome
They now threaten bad helmets
And their "M" looks wrong
PJ wants to row
In land of a thousand lakes
But WE keep the jug
November 2nd, 2017 at 1:06 PM ^
Minnesota maelstrom
Greasy, grimy, gopher guts
Wolverines need spoons
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:38 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:38 AM ^
what in the world does
torpedos launch boat no more
mean? hyphen missing?
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:40 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:39 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:46 AM ^
Line 1: 5
Line 2: 7
Line 3: 5
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:57 AM ^
first five syllables
then comes seven syllables
last five syllables.
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:30 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:54 AM ^
Try to Row the boat
but, Wolverines Can Swim well
Gopher gonna die
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:40 AM ^
Rowing the boat is,
to put it quite succinctly,
a lame team slogan
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:42 AM ^
The Brown Jug is ours
Ski-U-Mah Doesn't Even Make Sense
Call the Orkin Man
November 2nd, 2017 at 1:09 PM ^
Gophers are big pests
Even Bill Murray hates you
Gophers gonna die
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:43 AM ^
Mo Hurst and Rashan Gary
Gon’ sink that boat, son
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:45 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:08 AM ^
Maizeblue 11 funny not
Posting same joke racist jerk
Hello Bolivia
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:44 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 11:29 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 1:31 PM ^
Didn't work for Spacey. Won't work for you.
November 2nd, 2017 at 2:28 PM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:01 PM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:08 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:09 AM ^
Beat ya by about 5 seconds there chumly.......
November 2nd, 2017 at 1:15 PM ^
Yeah, but his first line
followed the 5 syallables
Haiku rule, chumly
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:13 AM ^
Japan and China
Are not the same place you fool
Pick up an atlas
November 2nd, 2017 at 11:24 AM ^
You do know that haiku are japanese, right? You are not even racisting correctly.
November 2nd, 2017 at 12:43 PM ^
Maizeblue11
Doubling down on his bad joke
His points, watch them fall
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:45 AM ^
Marion Barber?
Have they Lawrence Maroney?
No, no. They gon' die.
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:49 AM ^
We had to do hiakus in high school. I turned in this classic multiple times to teachers:
1 2 3 4 5
this is what a haiku is
1 2 3 4 5
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:02 AM ^
A B C D E
this is what your grade will be
It will be an E
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:51 AM ^
yeah, lets just say english wasnt my strongest subject
November 2nd, 2017 at 1:12 PM ^
Especially punctuation, capitalization, and contractions.
November 2nd, 2017 at 8:55 AM ^
Wilton Speight red zone ouch
John O'Korn well not so much
Brandon Peters yes?
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:09 AM ^
Golden Gopher turds
Drop from Wolverines butt hole
Enjoy P J Fleck
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:13 AM ^
That's eighteen syllables, not seventeen.
November 2nd, 2017 at 10:47 AM ^
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:14 AM ^
Fuck Pinocchio
K. Higdon is a real boi
Get bent P.J. Fleck
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:15 AM ^
If we lose the jug
The season will be over
Let's Go Blue damnit!
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:15 AM ^
PJ Fleck necktie
Harbaugh will pull tight like
Vader of sideline
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:17 AM ^
quarterbacks last name
It's Peters just like penis
Gophers must eat it
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:18 AM ^
Pads clash, Gophers fall
Wolverines prevail - GO BLUE!
Hail to the Victors!
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:27 AM ^
Its Brandon's first start
Watching it at a wedding
Apologies wife
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:28 AM ^
I'm sorry you will have to miss a football Saturday. There are few things more idiotic than autumn weddings.
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:32 AM ^
Will be smiling and talking with people while in my head, I'll be doing this with my suit coat:
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:38 AM ^
that was not in the format
how about
Sorry to miss the wedding
You should have scheduled better
Michigan above all
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:44 AM ^
The ol' 7-8-6, you dog!
November 2nd, 2017 at 9:45 AM ^
Too many syllables!