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We need a full, elliptical…

We need a full, elliptical awning over all the fans (at least the part of the bowl that’s above ground, to minimize on-field shadows) - like the Allianz Arena - to really bounce the sound back down on to the field

We're "America's Team"…

We're "America's Team" BECAUSE it's Michigan vs. Everybody - every fan has a strong opinion of us (for or against). Much like the Cowboys...

Not to mention the size of our alumni base and how dispersed it is throughout every major city

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That's some next-level hating from Jim Stapleton. What a loser

There’s no chance TCU jumps…

There’s no chance TCU jumps us on that ranked road win, how they beat now 4-loss Texas. That game was dogshit

Where’s that gif of James…

Where’s that gif of James Franklin taking notes but then it’s just that dick doodle from the Big Lebowski?

True, and I suppose you…

True, and I suppose you could expand the season on the front-end by a week or two to accomodate those games. I just chose to prioritize keeping the regular season at 12 games, instituting round robin scheduling, and expanding the playoffs.

Lol, feel free to edit…

Lol, feel free to edit Wikipedia, that's where I got the map. I just drew the lines.

I started by considering 4…

I started by considering 4 power conferences, but the breakdown never made as much sense as this, IMO.

This movie sucked…

This movie sucked. Opportunity missed. It started well and could have gone in several more interesting directions. But it turned divisively political and became a lame commentary on climate change

My ivory tower in Chicago…

Chicago high rise

Dr. Anthony Cardillo (Los…

Dr. Anthony Cardillo (Los Angeles doctor) is saying that when paired with Zinc, Hydroxychloroquine has been very effective treating COVID-19, with very ill patients going basically symptom-free in 8-12 hours. But he is cautioning that HCQ be reserved for people who are very sick, otherwise we will blow through our supply for the patients who take it regularly for other disease processes.

He's also a much better…

He's also a much better decision maker and strategic business thinker (minus cheating on his wife)

This is what Twitter is for

This is what Twitter is for

I like Harbaugh's proposed…

I like Harbaugh's proposed playoff system, but I have 2 questions:

1) Can a non-Power 5 team ever be the number 1 seed? The way Heather Dinich phrases it, it reads like they could only ever be ranked as high as #2.

2) It looks like the top 5 teams all get first-round byes, not just seeds 1 and 2. Am I missing something?

I mean that I'd sooner watch…

I mean that I'd sooner watch a random NFL game than a random college game.

$ doesn't go as far as it…

$ doesn't go as far as it used to. Also, these will likely stay in your wardrobe for a few years.

Calories in, calories burned…

Calories in, calories burned is the only sustainable lifestyle.

Keto and intermittent fasting can work as short-term diets by shocking your metabolism, but your results will plateau at 2 or 3 months.

Masters too

Masters too

Posbang.

Posbang.

Velvet Buzzsaw, Sex…

Velvet Buzzsaw, Sex Education, Russian Doll, Ted Bundy, Indiana Jones movies, James Bond movies

Fab 5 jerseys with current…

Fab 5 jerseys with current Jordan shorts would be perfect. But I'm so content with the current jerseys I also don't care

Wow, great gif

Wow, great gif

Something about the alkaline…

Something about the alkaline or whatever makes you age faster

Bunch of gomers

Bunch of gomers

Ablalama lol

Ablalama lol

Get over yourself

Get over yourself

No, but it'd be nice

No, but it'd be nice

He looks like a Russian…

He looks like a Russian nesting doll of an FBI agent who drinks botox. See also Jeremy Holm

My Armchair Analysis: we…

My Armchair Analysis: we didn't utilize enough shifts, motions, sweeps, or screens. Would have liked to see more 00, 01, 10, and 20 personnel sets. I still say #FirePep

We should just show up in…

We should just show up in our home unis

This is the best argument…

This is the best argument against Bama getting in no matter what that I've read/heard anywhere.

This is exactly what I want

This is exactly what I want

Maybe one of the best Neck…

Maybe one of the best Neck Sharpies you’ve ever written, at least that I’ve read.

We need to find our Joe…

We need to find our Joe Moorhead #PepOut

Is Moody just doing kickoffs…

Is Moody just doing kickoffs or is he threatening Nordin too?

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Helluva name

Helluva name

I'm sorry, but you guys were…

I'm sorry, but you guys were purporting to be objective based off of extremely limited analysis. You guys cherry-picked a few team stats and stopped there, mentioned past records, some schedule, and tried valuing both teams without evaluating any players. It was like listening to a first-year analyst tell me why I shouldn't buy IBM because of the stock price and P/E ratio.

In 38 minutes you guys talked about... one returning Michigan player by name (Shea Patterson)? Maybe I missed it. Never mind having All-American candidates at every position group on defense. Never mind ours or Notre Dame's coaching changes (we added Ben Herbert, Jim McElwain, Al Washington, Sherrone Moore). Never mind the number of players we or Notre Dame are returning. And never mind the learning curve variances among position groups e.g. our expected jump in development at WR.

Fuck Valenti

Fuck Valenti

I actually thought this was…

I actually thought this was spot-on and worth reading. It's a supported argument that I haven't really read anywhere or heard enough of.

It's both moral and right to…

It's both moral and right to pass justice on the rich as you would the poor, and vice versa. Ohio State didn't do that. They gave Urban and his winning percentage preferential treatment. Being a part of the B1G makes me sick.

It's not actually an NCAA…

It's not actually an NCAA violation for coaches/players over 18 or 21 to go to strip clubs, is it? They're not illegal.

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You mean 1 First Team All…

You mean 1 First Team All-American? I thought Gary made Second Team...

https://collegefootball.ap.org/article/ap-preseason-all-america-team

ESPN sucks

All they need to do is swap…

All they need to do is swap Michigan State and Purdue. It even preserves an East/West divide.

I actually love almost all…

I actually love almost all of these...

His neck looks really long…

His neck looks really long in that picture

FUCK YEAH WE BACK

FUCK YEAH WE BACK

It look a camera / GPS…

It look a camera / GPS device. You wouldn't call it Virtual Reality or even Augmented Reality - more simply a device the coach's are using to assess each QB's Points of View and positioning.

You remembered all this off…

You remembered all this off the top of your head?