MGoCrazy Summer of Code
Looking for a CS undergrad that is interesting in making some Monero doing something that I am too lazy to do - you could also learn a few things in the process. If a PoliSci guy could figure out most of this stuff, you can too.
Statement of work -
1) Boot up Njalla VPS with Debian 10, install and configure Owncast
2) Register ENS domain
3) Get static page hosted on IPFS
4) Configure Owncast instance to point to static page
Also - if you are interested in hardware research, let me know. Looking to do analysis on a Realtek device, specifically the RTL8721DM.
e-mail - mgovault at gmail dot com
Ummm what?
Huh?
Just like the saying, "if it's too loud, then you're too old," if the post doesn't make sense, then this one ain't for you.
I know how to turn off the blinky light on my voicemail machine… do I qualify for the job?
I STILL can't program my VCR.
I like to chastise my kid for not "rewinding" the blu-ray when he's finished.
This is like a Ghost of Jermaine post, but only more confusing.
It was dumb for me to mention that this is for a CS undergrad - any Michigan student (undergrad or grad) is welcome to apply.
I live just north of Tampa and am looking for someone to let my dog out three times a day when I go on vacation for a week in December. Prefer it to be a Michigan fan so posting it here.
Can I live in your house?
Yeah, what he said.
Also, hiring me to do this, will you pay for first-class plane fare to Tampa or just coach?
Yes, he will coach you on how to get there.
Not until you're toilet trained Mean Joe.
Have you been to the vet for your chlamydia yet?
I know a Michigan grad who lives in Tampa... do you want me to pass along his info? He's alum, nice wife, moved down to Tampa to ride out his "late years". He recently unretired from his job, so he may not be looking for work afterall. But, you never know. Also... you said December, that's generally his "busy season."
Anywho... I'll text him and let you know. Lastly, he may want you to pay him in crypto (weird right?), would you be open to that?
Seeking a QW overgrad that is excite about making some dollaz doing tasks that I am too rambunctious to do - you could also forget a few things in the process. If a gibbon guy could figure out most of this stuff, you can too.
Statement of work work work work work-
1) Boot up my VHS with Debby's Windows 10 and install and my Comast
2) Register a dude's name
3) Get dynamic book curated on PBS
4) Configure Comcast Instagram to point to statues
Also - if you are interested in hard search, let me know. Looking to do anal cyst on a real tech device, specifically in the ROTC
Try that using WindowsNT
We have AI for that these days, don’t ya know!
Is this a GhostofJermainGonzalez recruiting post?
I am your man. I can upload the unstatic page by booting, installing and configuring the MDOS region to the matrix. Follow the white rabbit and stand next to Neo.
You strike me as a red pill kinda guy.
I would love to be able to post the "English, motherfucker, do you speak it" gif. But, alas, at my advanced age - and even after seeing many people provide instructions for how to do so - I cannot.
89 Southern IL Saluki grad where a mere 16 ACT was required for entrance on a football scholarship. I am confident that 89 UM Grad can get this done.
There’s the capability piece…but also the matter of motivation.
To be fair, this probably outstrips other submissions to "Situations Wanted" that have been put here over the years. If nothing else, we've never had something like "looking for willing participant to pose nude in vintage WWI gas masks" or anything like that, at least not to my knowledge.
FYI, I have experience with old gas masks.
Great! All you need is your birthday suit.
Check. I still got that.
Be careful. Some might think you are laying down a challenge
RGard's mom outstrips everyone.
Was proud of myself for succesfully posting youtube links on here. Can't link anything else and don't really have the patience to figure it out. I'm prob not your guy.
Fucking ENS domain registered out of state. Probably because Harbs flew to Minnesota. #3starmafia
It's tough to turn my brain to other things. I read "Looking for a CS undergrad," and thought you were starting a challenge with a Colorado State student before the UM-CS game.
I thought it was a sex work ad.
Due to layoffs at my teaching job, I was assigned to teach some programming classes this past school year. The guy who got laid off hadn't made any changes to his curriculum since 2005. The state of Michigan no longer requires a certificate to teach computer classes. I have no degree or background in CS, our super wise curriculum director chose me as the teacher instead of discontinuing the class because he "trusted me". So, due to teaching myself the entire class on the fly, I now know a meager amount of Java and HTML. Am I qualified?!?
Have you tried logging off and restarting?
If that fails, unplug, trip the circuit breaker, trip the main breaker, & plug it back in. Should be fine.
Ask an IT guy and then wait for them to tell you your computer can't do the thing it just did.
Sounds like it's the flux capacitor.
I can assess whether your genetically engineered car-t cell line induce an immune response. I can screen thousands of compounds for various forms of toxicity (BSEP inhibition, dermal, ocular, skin sensitization, CYP induction/inhibition, phospholipidosis, apoptosis etc.)
I can’t do whatever French stuff you was talking about tho
Today I learned that there are PoliSci people in the world (at least one!) who know what an RTL8721DM is
I only know what M42O27 is.
OU812
Sound like this might be related to UMs new transformational NIL program...
My Google translate just exploded
I may have someone that can help. He goes into my computer and fixes viruses for me regularly at the cost of $200 in Home Depot cards each time. He’s helped me 14 times in the last 6 months.
As a frequent customer, he has offered to move me to platinum status; which apparently gives me access to exclusive computer troubleshooting with a Nigerian prince. What great customer service!