Maryland plans to hire Josh Gattis as new OC

I fully expect that the Gattis offense is not what we'll see. Locksley may turn the playcalling over to him, but there's no way he's letting Gattis waste his last year with Taulia.

Good at running other people's offensives, bad at running his own

We have a new rival. 

I still have PTSD of his stupid voice talking about "Speed In Space".

Now that is wild. 

he sure does love working for UoMs.

If you're the father of a Maryland recruit, my advice would be not to travel on the weekend Gattis schedules a recruiting visit.

Our defense needs to do unspeakable things to Maryland's offense. 

Did he bang a Miami recruit's mom or something?

Subtraction by addition...is that how that works...am I using that phrase right?

Turtles in spaaaaaacccccceeeee!!!!

I'm going to withhold any gloating until I see the result.  I don't think he's nearly as bad people make him out to be. 

Here for the sex jokes