Left side strong side vasectomy

You know those ladies in your life can get their tubes tied. And from what I heard it is not nearly as painful and their up walking around like normal with no problems.

I had mine 30 some years ago.  It was a piece of cake.  

I had a co-worker Butch.  Butch didn't follow the Doc's orders and was sore for a long time.  I learned from his mistake.  I didn't move from the couch for 2-3 days.  I used some ice and I was good as new.     

Did you wear a tux?

If you’re gonna be impotent you might as well look impotent.

I’ll be the contrarian on this thread: we live in a society that buries itself in debt, which is a curse. On the other hand, we do everything we can to prevent having children, which are a blessing. 

Maybe we would do better if we had more of one than the other.

Regardless, I hope your procedure heals well and quickly.

No Vasectomy for me, but I just had a Cystoscopy and it was quite unpleasant. It doesn’t feel good when things are shoved up your dick hole.

So they had to give me Xanax just to get me in the room.  I highly (pun intended) recommend.
 

The recovery is closer to a week than a couple of days. Dear lord don’t look down there afterwards. It’s horrifying.  I walked funny for a solid work week.  There is no position you can sit in that is comfortable.   But.  It was all worth it.   

I only had an incision on the right. Why would they go left? 

My wife had her tubes tied during her last c-section. She's a saint.

This is up there with canine anal scent gland issues.

I don't know why in the fuck they don't do this surgery with the patient sleeping.  Might as well be getting bullets pulled out of us after the Battle of Bunker Hill.

Go to sleep, wake up, recover, shoot blanks.  Seems pretty simple.

Best post in weeks.  I laughed out loud at "the crime scene..."

So how does it.make you feel about a coaching change??? Lol

Make sure you get checked out before you “go at it!” My nephew is a vasectomy baby...

Just make sure it works before you do too much with the, uh, new plumbing.

One of my wife's cousin's husbands had a vasectomy. The hospital called up the husband and said hey, there was a problem with your vasectomy. He said I know, she's been throwing up all morning.

The kid is in high school now.

(Not to scare you; the failure rate is less than 1%. Nonetheless, it is a possibility.)

My husband had one ten years ago and I remember thinking what a waste of a perfectly good bag of peas. 

Had mine 8 days ago and had a 25+ year old cyst removed at the same time since they were already in there.  I'm still useless - definitely underestimated the pain and recovery time related to the cyst, but yeah, murder scene sounds about right.  

When my youngest son was born, he tried to take some of the equipment with him and my wife had to have a hysterectomy at 25. (I was deployed at the time.) We originally planned on four kids but two sons it was.

So I never got to experience the snip. (Every year that boy gets a little something extra for his birthday)

My doc didn't get enough of the anesthetic in the area and that wasn't fully known or understood by either involved party until the laser hit my tube. I folded up like a swiss army knife at that same moment, saw glowing, bright lights, and also observed walls squeezing into the lights that were then becoming dimmer. I breathed slowly and deeply, and heard my docs voice. 'I'm sorry...I have to hold on to you, there, because if I lose the tube, I won't get it back. At least my urologist was a female. More comforting to have a woman grasping the stones for an extended amount of uncomfortable time. 

Nurse then, as directed, basically dumps anesthetic all over my nether region, and the remainder of the procedure was executed flawlessly. My doc was apologetic, and also exhibited a little well-timed humor. 

Recovery was 'normal', meaning I started doing to much, to soon, and suffered a little longer than I would have had I listened to every other dude that went through the procedure. 

All in all, it wasn't the worst experience, but I won't be doing that again...

I upvoted the OP since he was sitting at zero for a necessary post.  This was a great play by play for an easy procedure that any man that no longer wants to have kids should have done.  You are now free to go about your business and that is an awesome feeling. 

A few days of taking it easy is all you need and the frozen bag of peas is clutch.  Hopefully Mrs. SoDak will help with the recovery as you will need to fire about 10 or so off to make sure you rid yourself of any live ammo that may remain.  Cheers!   

When I was under the knife, the doc kept saying "you gotta relax" which honestly I found hard to do.

Great thread, I have laughed my ass off at some of the replies. I got my "V" 25 years ago. I took the Valium and was feeling no pain as I got to the appointment. Unfortunately soon as I got on the table my nerves went into overdrive. I was sweating like pig and the magazine I brought into the room with me was crumpled up in my fists. The procedure went well, I followed my Docs instructions and had no recovery issues.