Frosted Lettuce

Lay the Lumber on Him: a slash or hit with the stick

Lettuce: a great head of hockey hair. See also: flow, salad.

Light the Lamp: to score a goal, in reference to the red light that goes on behind the net.

Lip Sweater: mustache, typically grown out during the month of November for the “Movember” cause to support male health issues.

Lumber: a hockey stick, named when sticks used to be made of wood.

Mitts: refers to a player’s hands, often described as silky when a player has great skill. Also refers to a player’s gloves, as in “dropping the mitts” in a fight.

Muzzy: mustache. See also: lip sweater.

Packing a bomb: throwing in a lip of chewing tobacco in the locker room. See also: dinger.

Pigeon: describes a player that isn’t good enough to score goals by himself, so he picks up the trash of his more skilled linemates. Often used as trash talk, as made famous by Claude Giroux.

I've learned to live with 99% of the issues here and the lack of an app, but I will never  understand how and why this site locks up whenever something exciting is happening.

Well, this isn't helping matters any. 

I nicknamed Cade Frosted Flakes after several two-hearteds last night. 

Find one who shaves down there.

Mean Joe? Is that you?

Agreed, Chives perform rather well for me after during frost season. 

Our Swiss chard is doing okay, too. I wish we had planted more of it. Another vegetable that would be doing just fine now is Brussels sprouts, but I didn't grow any this year.

Don, I get the impression that the last Coke you snorted came out of a 25 cent vending machine.