Football Armageddon Haikus
November 24th, 2023 at 7:45 AM ^
What else can be said?
Ryan Day is charmin soft.
Win The Goddamn Game.
November 24th, 2023 at 7:59 AM ^
If karma is real
Pertiti will hand Harbaugh
A trophy quite soon
November 24th, 2023 at 8:02 AM ^
The last Game ever
Beat the stupid soft Buckeyes
Exit the big ten.
November 24th, 2023 at 8:02 AM ^
Harbaugh at home smiling
Moore torments with play action
Day is packing bags
November 24th, 2023 at 8:10 AM ^
Gotta add a bonus limerick today
There once was a coach named Day
"Just let me beat Michigan", he prays
It's too bad for Ryan
On the sideline, crying
His Buckeyes are just to soft today
November 24th, 2023 at 2:30 PM ^
A man named Day lost The Game
It put a major dent in his fame
He accused his foe of cheating
Because of the annual beating
After this year Day goes away
November 24th, 2023 at 8:05 AM ^
They can keep X-ing
out all the M’s they see but
it still won’t matter
November 24th, 2023 at 8:07 AM ^
The leader at home
Men take the field of battle
Day man is vanquished
November 24th, 2023 at 8:12 AM ^
Third base is lonely
A third whoopin is coming
Day will soon find out
November 24th, 2023 at 8:16 AM ^
Day cries like baby
his tears tasty and yummy
he loses again
November 24th, 2023 at 8:17 AM ^
Run Pass RPO
No Haiku will save you bucks
But we're tuff said they
November 24th, 2023 at 8:39 AM ^
Corum in end zone
Corum in end zone again
Corum in end zone
November 24th, 2023 at 8:45 AM ^
Beat Ohio State
That's all I care about here
nothing but scorched earth
November 24th, 2023 at 8:46 AM ^
Fuck Ohio
Please beat the Buckeyes
Fuck ohio
November 24th, 2023 at 8:47 AM ^
Mist on the river
Stalbombs fall on Columbus
At the break of Day
November 24th, 2023 at 8:56 AM ^
Day woke up on third
In December Twenty-Eighteen
Still can't find home plate
November 24th, 2023 at 8:57 AM ^
Beard dye does not win
Michigan will play its best
Ohio State loses
November 24th, 2023 at 8:57 AM ^
Third baseman soft weak
Beat chest seek out ancient man
Defeat again, lose face
November 24th, 2023 at 9:05 AM ^
Born on 3rd so soft
A Karen that Harbaugh broke
Doughy, bitchmade fraud
November 24th, 2023 at 9:22 AM ^
Ohio’s in town
Ryan shows his tough-guy frown
Moore chumps Day the clown
November 24th, 2023 at 10:19 AM ^
Now it is the time
For the team, the team, the team
And the game, game, game
November 24th, 2023 at 12:42 PM ^
Hail to the Victors
Valiant, hail to the conqu'ing
Heroes. Michigan.
November 24th, 2023 at 12:44 PM ^
First test for both teams
Michigan to win this game
So shall it be done.
November 24th, 2023 at 1:49 PM ^
Not a haiku, but poetry nonetheless:
Here’s the run again,
Donovan Edwards.
Woah!
Can they catch him?
No!
Donovan Edwards again,
85 Yards.
The Don,
Two huge touchdowns,
And the Wolverines go up,
Forty-four - twenty-three.
Y’all weak as fuck!
Y’all weak as fuck!
Break that shit!
Break that shit!
Broke their shit, indeed. Go Blue.
November 24th, 2023 at 2:16 PM ^
Blaming Michigan
For what you have done for years
Is straight Ohio
November 24th, 2023 at 2:22 PM ^
Ryan Day is soft
Ryan Day is really soft
Day is super soft
November 24th, 2023 at 3:07 PM ^
South 'til you smell it
Then East 'til you step in it
Slink back home, Buckeyes.
November 24th, 2023 at 5:17 PM ^
The buckeyes will know
What it is to be roasted
Within the Sloar’s depths
November 24th, 2023 at 8:13 PM ^
Ohio State sucks
Ohio State really sucks
Ohio State sucks
November 24th, 2023 at 8:16 PM ^
Focus and resolve
To silence all the haters
And smash the Buckeyes
November 25th, 2023 at 10:23 AM ^
There was a young man, Ryan Day
Head coach of the Scarlet and Grey
But the brave Wolverines
Will thwart his best schemes
And send them home crying today
November 25th, 2023 at 11:02 AM ^
What's tougher than a Hutch touch?
What's sweeter then Jetter?
Watching Corum floor'um!
Fuck Ryan Day
Fuck Ohio State
Fuck Haihus
Today there is no pain
Today there is no fear
Today there is only bloodshed and glory
So much at stake
So much on the line
Lace up the cleats-it's go time