Favorite MgoBlog satire

Submitted by goblue76 on October 22nd, 2020 at 12:35 PM

I haven't had an account with MgoBlog for very long but have been a reader of this site for well over a decade.  There are several inside jokes (could be called sarcasm, I won't call it that) on this site that many new readers may not get.  I wonder what are your favorites and may be provide a brief definition.  Or is that spoiling the MgoBlog secret sauce?  For example:

Justin Feagin - means lack of informative title

Counterstrike guy info - totally baseless information from random guy that we totally want to believe because it is pro Michigan

I never understood the Big Rolling rock in Opponent Watch....that remains a mystery for me...

Counterstrike Guy

October 22nd, 2020 at 1:49 PM ^

I would like to thank the Academy for this tremendous and completely unexpected honor.  It has long been my dream to be recognized for my efforts in bringing valuable recruiting information to some of the best damn fans in the land, even if they come while peering through the scope of an AWP at a bunny-hopping bot.  The struggle is real.  Today makes it all worthwhile.  Thank you.  Thank you, mom!

 

Wait... baseless???

rjc

October 22nd, 2020 at 2:12 PM ^

So many good ones mentioned but really loved when Ace dropped "BRENDAN GIBBONS IS THE MOTHERFUCKING THREAT." on the front page.

 

 

lsjtre

October 22nd, 2020 at 3:24 PM ^

There is a database somewhere on the site for some of these in a dictionary type layout that I find very helpful for some of the older references