Faux Pelini on Satellite Camps -- Harbaugh Appearance
http://www.sbnation.com/college-football/2016/4/21/11478272/ncaa-satell…
I have yet to see this posted anywhere else, and I thought it was a hilarious read. I'm sure everybody is sick of hearing about satellite camps, but Harbaugh and McGary make an appearance, and it's a relatively quick read with good humor for your Friday
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:25 PM ^
- one-half football game: Selling thousands of autographs, probably (2013, Johnny Manziel)
- 4 football games: Lots and lots of cash and yachts and strippers (2011, many Miami guys)
- 4 football games: Accepting $3,000 for autographs and being honest about it (2014, Todd Gurley)
- 5 football games: Getting free tattoos (2010, Terrelle Pryor)
- 1 full football season: Lying about being friends with Deion Sanders (2009, Dez Bryant)
- 1 full basketball season: First positive drug test for marijuana (2014, Mitch McGary)
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:55 PM ^
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:31 PM ^
taken during the recent bowl-game beat-down.
The picture alone adds puts more barb in the eye of the Southern football.
Wonderful satire throughout the text.
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:31 PM ^
student athletes get free hotel wifi, LOL
There's no way this is a real picture is there? I mean, I know he likes cats and all, but seriously?
Pelini embraced the meme.
At the Nebraska spring game, the BTN zoomed into Bo holding his cat while running on the field.
And they are spectacular
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:36 PM ^
Now I understand the consistent, even handed, and considered approach the NCAA takes to helping student athletes. It's all so clear now! Thanks Faux Pelini!
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:37 PM ^
"On the other hand, if a coach breaks NCAA rules, he or she has to pay tuition for three college students out of his or her own pocket. Just kidding, the NCAA punishes the coach by preventing several students from attending school for free."
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:58 PM ^
that scholarship reductions should be offset by a contribution of equal amount to the scholarship fund of that school,
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:39 PM ^
If a two-star running back from Columbus chooses Yale, Ohio State fans will call it a fun success story. If a five-star running back from Columbus chooses Stanford, he will be deemed a traitor and the fans will barrage him with angry emoji until he either changes his mind or moves away.
I laughed here because we've had threads that have more or less done the same thing regaring certain players, but it is that supremely out of scale and irrational reaction to such events that sometimes drives the MGoBoard. Such is the life of a fan, or at least a fan that follows recruiting....maybe too closely. Anyway, well done.
Quality piece though. Thanks for sharing that, OP.
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:41 PM ^
Did Faux Pelini finally eat his cat?
April 23rd, 2016 at 11:52 AM ^
Or was it the other way around?
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:48 PM ^
Just found my new quote at the bottom of every one of my comments (EDIT - Signature). Thanks SB Nation!
April 23rd, 2016 at 11:53 AM ^
I thought that was Corso?
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:52 PM ^
"It is important that Jim Harbaugh does not get what he wants, ever. The world is happier when he is sad. Jim Harbaugh likes satellite camps, and therefore they should be illegal."
Pretty much the SEC's main argument.
April 22nd, 2016 at 12:55 PM ^
And true. Sadly, true.
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I implore you to check a twitter handle known as ChuckF'NStrong (in relation to Charlie Strong, head football coach at The University of Texas at Austin. It is on equal footing with Faux Peliini and you will surely not be disappointed.
...stuff is that Harbaugh found a great idea and used it, and the rest of the league started reacting to it. Now that its done for the year, he goes back to coaching and doing what he does best while everyone else fights and argues.
Its like going to a tense conflicting region, firing off one bullet, and the then everyone goes to war while he goes back home. Love it.
This is the best thing I've read in a long time. Note perfect satire.
April 23rd, 2016 at 11:54 AM ^
It was very Dave Barry-esque.
Because you're not in the NCAA some of the rules and mandates may be too complicated. Just remember, what they do is always for the good of the student-athletes.
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It seems to be out of alignment for satire.
"Southern schools have fun nicknames like 'Bama' and 'Dawgs' and 'Ole' and a rich football tradition. Part of that tradition used to involve not letting some of the best football players from the South go to Southern schools, but they have fixed that entirely and now their focus is on making sure the best football players in the South only go to Southern schools. One way they try to do that is by keeping the Northern schools and their goddamn satellite camps out of the South."
Best satire I've read in weeks.
But did anyone read the comments? The one about the souths booming economy made me spit Pepsi on my computer screen. The only state in the SEC foot print that averages more than 35 k of gdp is Georgia. I bet if you burned down Atlanta they would be in the toilet too.
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Yeah, that's a funny account. I lost it when he retweeted about a golfer in a tournament in Hawaii - to paraphrase, "So-and-so misses cut, gets robbed and beaten at hotel." Faux Pelini's response - "A bad and dangerous rule." lol