EDIT: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Fleetwood?

flip the table and tell him your not going to take it anymore

Give him a balloon.

Wipe off your make up first. Try not to eat him.

Honest opinion: Don't interrupt him mid meal. iI he gets up at the end of his meal, ask for a photograph or autograph, as long as it isn't too awkward. The only valid reason to interrupt his meal is if you ask him if he is retaining Tim Drevno.

 

 

Go poop and let your wife talk to him. Edit: nevermind, I see you already took this approach.

Tuck your manhood between your legs, do a dance, then tell him it puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again

Ask him if he likes to float

Repeating: do NOT approach. 

Everyone/anyone should be allowed to eat at a restaurant without interruption, including the famous, infamous, Harbaughian, or otherwise.

But if you do go ahead and commit the serious faux pas, ask him why Pep is still on the staff. 

Chop House?

Ask him if he prefers boxers or briefs

I would just say “Go Blue!, Coach” while walking by, it’s enough, but won’t interrupt his dinner in a significant way.

Just walk by and give him a nice “Go Blue, Coach!” or ask him “Who’s Got It Better Than Us?” Doing any more than that while he’s sitting at a restaurant would be kinda rude.

Ask him why we attempted to hand the ball off to a fucking tight end.

as someone that knows a few moderately famous people, dont say anything to him in a restaurant. theres a time and place.

Then ask him to send them Pep, so that is no longer the case.

his way on you.

his check. Perhaps your only opportunity.

Try to take a selfie of you and your wife with him in the background, cause I don’t believe you :)

Walk by his table, grab the pepper shaker, toss it in your hand, give a knowing smile, and tell him: "You won't be needing this anymore." 

Is he with his family?

Ask him how much for the kids.

Ask if there is a place on his staff for John Beilein , since he seems to know how to beat Sparty...