Donation Question
Just a quick question. Anyone who has made a donation to this website...how long does it take for said donation to show up on your bank account?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:29 PM ^
Ask ProfitGoBlue.
February 10th, 2011 at 4:03 PM ^
Good one. I'm not touching the subject of Beveled Guilt with a 10-foot pole. I learned my lesson the hard way.
February 10th, 2011 at 4:08 PM ^
I have something to teach you.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:29 PM ^
Uh huh. Starting a thread about donating so everyone knows you did it. I see what you did there!
February 10th, 2011 at 3:30 PM ^
No, this isn't my intention. Just a sincere question.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:35 PM ^
Totally kidding man. I know that is not your intention.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:39 PM ^
Thank you. Nice avatar by the way.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:42 PM ^
does anyone know how to keep from zipping my giant penis in my pants after i pee?
does anyone have any advice about what to do with the hundred dollar bills that don't fit in my bill fold?
does anyone have any advice about what to do when you run out of semen from sleeping with so many women in a day?
does anyone have a recommendation about when to stop typing so many brilliant ideas?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:46 PM ^
Made me laugh out loud. Thank you
February 10th, 2011 at 4:47 PM ^
1. You have two options. Either start peeing sitting down or start wearing skirts.
2. Two billfolds! Now you'll be level when you sit down.
3. Eat more yogurt.
4. Don't stop. You're providing me with endless ideas for my upcoming self-help book.
February 10th, 2011 at 5:13 PM ^
Peter North once told my brother that eating yams is the key to combating any romantic fluid deficiencies.
He seems to know what he's talking about.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:31 PM ^
It's paypal. So yeah, fast.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:32 PM ^
Well then my bank sucks
February 10th, 2011 at 3:39 PM ^
Maybe you should donate again, just to be sure?
February 10th, 2011 at 3:37 PM ^
i saw it right away.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:42 PM ^
Thanks for the help guys!
I am just too blind to see it actually shown up on my statement.
February 10th, 2011 at 3:42 PM ^
my bank 3-4 days!
February 10th, 2011 at 3:44 PM ^
If so, I have had a very similar issue with funds getting removed from my Chase account but still getting credited to a certain online poker site. I know, sweet right?
BTW- If any Fed types are reading this, I MEANT that I KNOW a guy that this happened to and he doesn't live in th U.S. Just so we are clear....
February 10th, 2011 at 4:07 PM ^
Any chance you made a withdrawal off Full Tilt during December? Their usual payment processors were effed up and I ended up getting paid via a bizarre wire transfer that read 10 lines long on my statement from Chase. Felt shady. Anyway, you know if that problem is ongoing?
February 10th, 2011 at 8:43 PM ^
Mine were deposits into FT and not one has been acknowledged by Chase yet.
February 10th, 2011 at 4:01 PM ^
I've been mashing dollar bills into my keyboard for years and not a damn thing has happened. Don't worry, Brian. I'll keep trying.
February 10th, 2011 at 4:16 PM ^
Does anyone get this ad on almost every page of this site?
Even though this girl is pretty good looking, does it kinda creep anyone else out that she has a really long neck and a really small head?
February 10th, 2011 at 4:18 PM ^
I was just debating whether to sign up with those folks or to get my online degree in military history from the world famous Norwich University. Pretty much a toss-up at this point between getting to web-chat with the USC hotties in my online classroom or having a WWII tank delivered to the house to get a hands-on look at Patton v. Rommel.
February 10th, 2011 at 4:26 PM ^
Don't forget about the opportunity to receive your MBA from the DeVry Keller School of Management! I hear they're very selective in their admissions process.........
I also get a lot of ads for Walden University Online Business Management(whatever the hell that is.........)
February 10th, 2011 at 4:29 PM ^
You just sit by a pond with your laptop and pretty soon you've thought up a bunch of great business ideas. It is totally worth the tuition check.
February 10th, 2011 at 4:47 PM ^
But I just laughed so hard that I (once again...) had to explain myself to the office. Well played sir
February 10th, 2011 at 4:22 PM ^
Holy crap she looks like a tee box!
February 10th, 2011 at 4:25 PM ^
Just buy her a giraffe costume for Halloween and go to town like you're living in a wild animal park.
February 10th, 2011 at 9:00 PM ^
Long neck or not, she is hot. Maybe she can reach that long neck around to sniff my arse while we are partaking of some atheletic maneuvers called "Canadian Style"
February 10th, 2011 at 10:52 PM ^
Does "Canadian Style" involve bacon? If so, that would be so entirely hot. Otherwise I'm a bit turned off by the arse sniffing aspect of it all.
I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to support this site's advertisers, though.
February 10th, 2011 at 10:59 PM ^
The arse sniffing maneuver is especially popular in Quebec.
February 10th, 2011 at 11:58 PM ^
So if I donate some money, I get some say in what content gets posted here, right?
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<br>Signed,
<br>Bitter UCONN donor guy
February 11th, 2011 at 6:25 AM ^
Can I donate MGoPoints?
Also, I have a genital problem as well, but it's not the zipper. It just drags on the ground out the bottom of my jeans. I've tried wrapping it up but it just hurts that way. Help?