College Football Poetry - Week 12
"Fear the Turtle" said
Noone ever. But play them
We must. So we did.
The Terrapins stayed
In the fight. Tua's 'lil bro
Wheeled around the field
Then, like lightning, Blue
Struck. Henning then Edwards and
last, DJ's pick six
Now the game. A team
Ascending. Confident. Our
Goals all in plain sight.
This team feels different. I believe Coach Harbaugh, that they were "born for this moment".
#Believe
November 22nd, 2021 at 9:30 AM ^
There once was a girl from Nantucket…
November 22nd, 2021 at 9:37 AM ^
I don't know that one. Can you finish it for me?
November 22nd, 2021 at 9:41 AM ^
I’ve heard about the man from Nantucket … what did the girl do? No way she beat out what the man did ….
November 22nd, 2021 at 10:10 AM ^
I only know about the girl from Wheeling.
November 22nd, 2021 at 9:40 AM ^
Haiku? Haiku …
Fuck Ohio State
Cooler pooping jackwagons
Yes, fuck OSU
November 22nd, 2021 at 9:59 AM ^
Desmond Poses Nice
Biakabatuka Runs
Woodson is a God
November 22nd, 2021 at 10:00 AM ^
Stadium full of
scarlet and gray idiots
send home very sad
November 22nd, 2021 at 10:10 AM ^
Urban Meyer, Liar
John Cooper, Cooler Pooper
Ryan Day, First Loss
November 22nd, 2021 at 10:13 AM ^
Old highlights are great
Woodson, Desmond, Kolesar
Let's make some new ones
November 22nd, 2021 at 10:19 AM ^
There was a girl from Columbus,
She had sex with a faun named Mr. Tumnus,
They have many twins,
Then more breeding begins,
Ohio fandom is amongst us.
November 22nd, 2021 at 10:23 AM ^
Shamelessly inspired by (and mostly appropriated from) Bob Ufer….updated and modified for 2021
It was Nov. 27, 2021. They were going to bury Michigan on a bright November day, the Book was read, the prayers were said, and everybody cried, but when they closed the coffin, there was someone else inside. They came to bury Michigan, but Michigan wasn't dead, and when the game was over it was someone else instead. 22 Michigan Wolverines put on the gloves of grey, and as Harbaugh and the boys sang the Victors, they laid Ryan Day away!
Go Blue!
November 22nd, 2021 at 11:11 AM ^
That's poetry right there....close the thread.
November 22nd, 2021 at 11:56 AM ^
There once was a man from Columbus
He made a deal with the Devil like Faustus
His team kept on winning
Despite all the sinning
But your time is now up, Heaven help us.
(not gonna lie, not super happy with the last line. any ideas?)
November 22nd, 2021 at 12:04 PM ^
A long day for DAY
Buckeyes will leave in dismay
Please take your coolers