Cesar Ruiz best center ever quote?
You serious Clark?
or Fred (as in Jackson)
Well look it here, Chad. For the entire period you're in my room, I better not catch you standin up peein. You sit down when you pee, you understand?!
Maybe just a tad premature. Just maybe.
That's what sh.. Wait, we are still doing that joke, right?
that chic has some cannons.
I think what she has are man hands...
This is MGoBlog. Where jokes live on forever, even after they stopped being funny long ago.
...is between 3 and 9 years.
Best deployment of this I've seen in weeks.
He has a couple of giants just within the last 15 years alone in Baas and Molk to catch, among all other centers in Michigan history. However, if he beats out Kugler this year, he'll get a lot of snaps in a Michigan jersey to cement his legacy.
What is worse than September Heismans? April Rimingtons.
I imagine it's just soft stuff. For sure.
April Rim what? I cannot imagine what theme her movies follow...
or Wayne Gretzky.
A hanging chad post
All he said was/All this means is he has a ton of potential...
...there's nothing wrong with this statement.
Brandon Peters could be the best QB in Michigan history, DPJ could be the best WR in B1G history, Ruiz could be the best C ever.
Where's Wale? I want to rename this thread, The Thread About Nothing.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Album_About_Nothing
the Seinfeld of threads.
and lots of Clickbait type stories. C'mon, man!
IT'S HAPPENING!!!!
He will be the best center ever. Next question?
requisite measurables technically COULD turn out to be the best center ever. So.....
I was just going to say, I recall Harbaugh at Stanford calling Andrew Luck the best QB in the country when he was a sophomore before the season, and people thinking he was crazy....obviously saying Ruiz is the best ever would be a tad premature and immense hyperbole, I just always have faith in Harbaugh's hyperbole because it usually has some basis in reality.
Spath said Harbaugh told him during a game of counterstrike.
Floor: Greatest center in the history of Michigan
Ceiling: Greatest football player in the history of the game.
What does this have to do with Ruiz being the greatest center ever?
Is there even a definitive list?
If not, we can surely make one.
1) Cesar Ruiz
2) Dikembe Motumbo
3) That line from Cable Guy where Matt Brodrick uses the word center to descibe a nip to his mom
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5,897) Holocaust Centers
Sorry I still have cold sweat nightmares from "Patrick Kugler is the most college ready center we've ever seen... " Wake me up in 2 years when people actually perform in actual games.
He will win TWO Heisman trophies
He will win the Pulitzer Prize for investigative reporting
He will win a MacArthur Genius Grant
He will be short-listed for the Man Booker Prize
He will become the 13th person to win EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony)
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