BYU OL Ului Lapuaho not suspended. What a punch in the balls.
I tried to come up with so many witty things to say here but lost focus and cringed with each repetition of the punch. Apparently he was likely aware but not fully aware he may be punching the opposing players junk.
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BYU announced he has been disciplined internally. No word on if the Boise State player was subsequently suspended for playing with deflated balls.
September 14th, 2015 at 9:49 PM ^
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September 14th, 2015 at 10:16 PM ^
Obviously should be playing for Mike D'Antoni.
September 14th, 2015 at 10:20 PM ^
September 14th, 2015 at 10:07 PM ^
Must have been watching a little too much of Suh....
September 15th, 2015 at 8:37 AM ^
Speaking of Suh, he was at it again this week. No word on any fine or suspension yet, but wait for it.
Edit: Checked it out and there will be no fine or suspension since he no longer plays for the Lions. Honeymoon y'all. Even though there was pretty clear video evidence he hicked the opponent's helmet off, the NFL would NEVER punish a player without evidence.
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September 15th, 2015 at 11:55 AM ^
"But the ball...his groin...it works on so many levels!"
September 15th, 2015 at 7:57 AM ^
Barney's movie had heart, but Football In The Groin had a football in the groin
September 14th, 2015 at 9:51 PM ^
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September 14th, 2015 at 10:11 PM ^
It might help keep a non-Mormon from procreating! Sounds like a win-win for BYU.
September 15th, 2015 at 1:17 AM ^
September 15th, 2015 at 8:21 AM ^
BYU doesn't have a league.
September 15th, 2015 at 10:55 AM ^
September 14th, 2015 at 11:33 PM ^
A lot of contradictions come out of Provo, but I'm not opening that can of worms.
September 14th, 2015 at 9:51 PM ^
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September 15th, 2015 at 9:04 AM ^
But I'm pretty sure if another man did that to me, regardless of context, I would beat the piss out of him. Just as soon as I stopped crying and was able to walk again.
September 14th, 2015 at 9:51 PM ^
Jesus. "Disciplined internally?" I hope that means every single one of his teammates gave him one to the junk.
That gif is fucked up.
September 14th, 2015 at 11:14 PM ^
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September 14th, 2015 at 10:05 PM ^
Any mormon jokes are going to have to be better than that. Polygamy and funny underwear jabs aren't going to win this game: try something about Pioneer Day, white shirts/bicycles or basements full of canned goods. No Mountain Meadows references unless we lose by four touchdowns.
September 14th, 2015 at 10:06 PM ^
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I hope we don't lose now. People on the other threads have been cautioning against this and I go and lose focus. Preparation wins games.
September 14th, 2015 at 10:36 PM ^
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September 14th, 2015 at 11:03 PM ^
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Smith as related in Fawn Brodie's No Man Knows My History.
September 15th, 2015 at 1:50 PM ^
...as well as in South Park.
...and as someone that is married to an ex-Mo (and former BYU student) - the South Park version is pretty much accurate.
September 15th, 2015 at 9:38 PM ^
...what they say about BYU gir....
Oh never mind.
September 15th, 2015 at 8:24 PM ^
The history of mormonism is only slightly less ridiculous than that of scientology. In my experience mormons are nice, great people but they believe in some indefensibly stupid shit.
September 16th, 2015 at 10:41 AM ^
As someone who took a boat load of comparative religions classes, and is married to an Ex-Mo...
The history of Mormonism is equally ridiculous to that of Scientology, as well as every other religion. Mormonism and Scientology just seem kookier to us because they don't have the long cultural history and the patina of time.
September 14th, 2015 at 9:55 PM ^
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I don't know how consistant they are (partly because they can leverage a coach into doing it himself a lot of the time) but the Big Ten has definitely suspended players for this or less in the past.
Seems like the kind of thing M would have objected to in old-timey football and forced some kind of agreement before the game could be played. Of course in those days it would probably take some kind of on-field homocide to rise to that level...
September 14th, 2015 at 9:56 PM ^
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If you're gonna fight...then fight. But leave the nuts out of it ...sets a BAD precedence!
September 14th, 2015 at 9:56 PM ^
Probably BYU doctors removed the OL guy's balls via internal operation I guess?
September 14th, 2015 at 9:59 PM ^
Was also the team in the huge brawl in the Miami Bowl with Memphis.
I'm shocked at the lack of media pressure on this...it's kind of a joke. Where's Utah's Drew Sharp when you need him? Where are the "thugs" comments? Where's the unnecessary pressure on the head coach?
Why is BYU exempt from the things most D1 college football programs deal with? Because they're affiliation with religion?
September 14th, 2015 at 11:36 PM ^
Appropriate that he's wearing WAL-MART shoes.