Are There Live Wolverines in Michigan + Friday Night Adult Beverage/BBQ Thread

Submitted by xtramelanin on April 17th, 2020 at 8:54 PM

Mates,

A little different tonight, hoping to get some help posting pictures of tracks from one of the other mgobloggerazzi who I have sent some pictures to since I can't get them to post.  Here's the deal:  Late l last year while in the woods near the farm I was about 85% sure I'd come upon a wolverine, moving away from me, as I was running in the pre-dawn morning.  The body was uniquely shaped and colored, not a badger, not a fox or a pine martin, etc.  But it was dark enough in the morning that I thought, 'Eh, maybe, probably, but not sure'.   Fast forward to Feb and on a beautiful sunny, fresh snowy morning and I came across some tracks that were so clear that I once again thought, 'You know, it really could be'.  I didn't have a phone though so I kept running.  Those tracks were close by the original sighting place.

Yesterday morning while mountain biking in nearly the same place and bingo, another set of tracks that were put into fresh-fallen snow.  The pads were way too thick to be a raccoon or a possum, too big to be a badger, and most definitely weren't a fox/coyote.  So one of the other mgobloggers is going to post a couple pics for me (I hope) and you can compare for yourself.  What do you think?  For comparison's sake I input prints for a badger, similar but skinnier and smaller than what I found:

The inside track: how to spot the telltale signs of badgers ...

So tonight's questions are simply these: 

1.  Are there are or aren't there real live wild wolverines in Michigan?  Reminiscent of the old Olympia beer ad, 'Are there or aren't there Artesians, do you think one will ever be found? Well let's pour us another cold Oly my friend, the question is worth one more round!'

2.  What is in your cup and on your BBQ or dinner plate.  Warmer temps are coming and at some point we will get to venture out more freely.  So here's to a wise and liberating decision in that regard.

Take care and be safe,

XM 

drjaws

April 17th, 2020 at 8:58 PM ^

The photo in your OP.  The 2 tracks on the far left look like Wolverine tracks.  The 3 others are way too long.

Wolverines have short but wide tracks.  Per the Cascade Wolverine Project:

  • Overall size and shape: Front and hind tracks are similar in size and shape, with the front slightly wider than the hind
  • Toe shape and arrangement: Front and hind feet have five toes which typically all register. Occasionally the smallest inside toe doesn’t register, especially on the hind track
  • Metacarpal and metatarsal pad (palm): Relatively narrow and comprised of four distinct subpads, the largest of which, associated with toes 3 and 4, having a flat to bilobed leading edge.
  • Claws: Typically register in tracks but not always. Similar in size and shape between front and hind with front claws slightly longer.
  • Heel: A rounded cone shape. A single naked round carpal pad found on the front foot. The entire heel of the hind track is furred.
  • Interdigital space: Toe pads do not connect to the palm pad and the space between these structures is relatively large, greater than in all other similar sized prints of carnivores except for occasionally lynx.

Drinking 3 Floyd’s Gumball Head, Oberon, PBR, and some screwdrivers because my wife said so.

Also, X, thanks for the heads up on the place in Baja.  Looking hard at it.  May take the wife there.

xtramelanin

April 17th, 2020 at 9:03 PM ^

right, those are badger tracks in the OP.  hoping one of the other mgobloggers will post the pics i sent them which i couldn't source to post here.  you will see that they are indeed wider, as you would expect for a wolverine.  

M Go Cue

April 17th, 2020 at 9:13 PM ^

1: Yes, absolutely yes (I have no idea) ? 

2: New England style roast beef sandwiches and Nathan’s onion rings for dinner.  Trying to somehow feel like I’m at the beach.  Heady Topper in the glass, well, can.

M Go Cue

April 17th, 2020 at 9:54 PM ^

Not really sure XM.  You can find ‘em along the North Shore of Massachusetts down to the Cape.

You take some rare roast beef, thinly sliced, warm it up in some au jus, then pile it high on a toasted bun.  Add some melted cheese and bbq sauce and there you have it.  Tastes like summer. ☀️ 

Teeba

April 17th, 2020 at 9:17 PM ^

I had my first Coffee Bean & Tea Leaf ice blended drink in 40 days. It was delicious. It’s been a month since my last Frappuccino. There’s half a dozen Starbucks within a mile of me but none of them have drive thrus. ☹️
There’s a critter banging around on my roof. I don’t think it’s a wolverine. More likely a crow. Those sonuvabitches don’t fear or respect anything.

scanner blue

April 17th, 2020 at 9:23 PM ^

I’m drinking H2O while trying to load your mustelidae tracks picture. I’m either exceeding file size or in the wrong format. 

 

I took a picture of your text, sent it to my email, took a screenshot on my macpro, drug and dropped on source icon thingee ...any way quality is not very good but these are the tracks xm saw this morning. So to my eye those look like some Kenda factory issue tire tracks and if your riding in snow you might want to upgrade.

xtramelanin

April 17th, 2020 at 9:26 PM ^

check your email.  

and thank you for the effort.  sorry its not sending as easily as i hoped.  

EDIT:  huzzah!  thank you scanner for posting these.  

okay folks, what do you think? 

and SB, you are correct, those are kenda tires.  great eye.  they're fine for a ham-n-egger like me.  

ThePonyConquerer

April 17th, 2020 at 9:26 PM ^

Greetings. Me and my gf just got done with cracker barrel takeout for dinner and are now just relaxing on the couch.

MIdocHI

April 17th, 2020 at 9:29 PM ^

I hope it is. That would be great. 

Remember when the DNR said there were no wolves in the Lower Peninsula? Then a coyote trapper got one “near” Alpena (I think).  Definitive proof of wolves below the bridge. 

xtramelanin

April 17th, 2020 at 9:35 PM ^

my favorite is where the DNR tried denying there were mountain lions in michigan.  a buddy of ours is/was a fishing guide on the manistee, and it had to be at least 10-12 yrs ago when we were fishing and he made the comment:  'i'm not saying there are mountain lions, i'm not saying there aren't mountain lions.  i'm just saying i saw a deer carcass 20' up in a tree....'

blueday

April 17th, 2020 at 9:53 PM ^

Like everything hot ..

I knew someone would point that oddity out.  Wasn't this a beverage thread?

Good for this blog. 

Missed the rum basted burger with jalapenos and the hazy IPA.

That's cool.  No worries.

Darker Blue

April 17th, 2020 at 10:10 PM ^

I'm working and it sucks. Don't get out until 3am tonight and with an hour drive home it looks like I won't get to bed until about 5....

Then I get to do it all over again

You cats better buy a ton of yogurt

East Quad

April 18th, 2020 at 5:53 PM ^

Take care Blue!

I'm working.  Our staff has a split 4 10s with an overlap on Wednesday.

I get to work 7 10s to supervise!

I'm driving home in a minute for leftovers.  I'll probably crack a Sam Adams Kosmic Sour if we have one.  Otherwise, it will be a Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale

I'm lucky here in Florida.  Less than 400 cases in the county.  10% hospitalization rate and 3% death rate for cases.

 

Stay safe and Go Blue!

Yessir

April 17th, 2020 at 10:20 PM ^

I’m not worthy!

Wife and I grilled some hotdogs and side dish of macaroni salad. Neighbor makes homemade potato chips.  So simple dinner and diet 7up over ice.  Tasted great but not worthy of other posts.  
 

Postponed my intake of alcohol for a little bit.  Losing weight is soooo much easier for me without those calories and how it can turn me into a couch potato in the evening. I’ll be ready for some ice cold drinks this summer.  
 

I was hunting a corn field for pheasant and came across what I believe to be a wolverine. Startled me so obviously no pics.  Plus this was 40 years ago so no iPhones.