All-Time Lineup of Villainous Buckeyes

Submitted by L'Carpetron Do… on November 22nd, 2023 at 8:44 AM

All time Lineup of Vile, Villainous Ohio State Buckeyes

Head Coach: Woody Hayes

Asst: Urban Meyer

Asst: Ryan Day 

Offense

QB: Terrelle Pryor/JT Barrett

RB: Maurice Clarett

WR: David Boston*  

WR: Terry Glenn

WR: Ken-Yon Rambo  

OL: Justin Boren*

OL: Marcus Hall 

OL: Nick Mangold 

OL: Jacoby Boren 

OL: Alex Boone

TE: Nick Vannett

Defense

DL: Chase Young

DL: Nick Bosa (backup is brother Joey)

DL: Cam Ironhead Hayward

DL: Vernon Golston 

LB: Andy Katzenmoyer

LB: AJ Hawk* 

LB: Mike Vrabel 

DB: Shawn Springs 

DB: Mike Doss

DB: Bradley Roby

DB: Antoine Winfield 

Special Teamers: Ted Ginn, Jr., Tom Tupa

Miscellaneous: George Steinbrenner, Aaron Craft, Bobby Knight

*= denotes Captain

Methodology: Some of these guys were dirty players (Boston, Hawk), trash-talking Michigan haters (Glenn), on steroids (Golston) or bigger villains in the NFL (Vrabel) and some were guys who seemed to play forever and I just got sick of them. 

Who did I miss?

blueheron

November 22nd, 2023 at 9:24 AM ^

OP: Who did you miss? Dude. I think you need a category outside the players and coaches.

In that category: Anyone involved in kneecapping UM with SignGate.

funkywolve

November 22nd, 2023 at 11:05 AM ^

I've seen a handful of UM games in Columbus and '96 is the only time I've seen UM win.  That play is etched in memory.  OSU controlled the first half but only kicked 3 FGs.  UM got the ball to open the second half and after that play you could just feel the air go out of the stadium and the tension and nervousness of the OSU fans go to 10.

Colt Burgess

November 22nd, 2023 at 9:54 AM ^

 Tom Klaban kicked four field goals in 1974 to beat us 12 - 10 in Columbus, though I still believe Mike Lantry kicked the game winner on the final play. As for the punter, I would choose Tom Skladany, who was a three-time All-American at OSU. No matter how well the Michigan defense would hold the Bucknuts, Skladany would flip the field with a booming punt.

bluewave720

November 22nd, 2023 at 10:02 AM ^

Excellent list, well done.  David Boston as a captain makes me really happy.  Like, that's absolutely perfect.  

On defense, I would have picked a Bosa, but I'm not arguing.  There are no wrong answers here.
I think Seth had the joke a few years ago where under the picture of a Bosa it said something like "this is what it would look like if every single OSU fan was combined."

brad

November 22nd, 2023 at 10:04 AM ^

Tressel is at or near the top of the overall list for me.  He pulled so many shenanigans, and also played out the dopey sweater vest wearing choir boy act while running a filthy program.  Influenced Dantonio and probably helped him prep for Michigan.  Just an all around asshole and now that I'm writing all this, I really hate that guy.

I would also swap in Dwayne Haskins and leave out JT Barrett.  JT beat Michigan, but he always seemed like one of the good guys in general.  He sacrificed his body to the actual villains on this list.

Team 101

November 22nd, 2023 at 12:39 PM ^

Bland was a disguise to hide from the public the real Tressel.  He not only cheated but he was brought in with the purpose of orchestrating the cheating.  All that time at Youngstown and he had to know the inner workings of the Ohio high school coaching culture and know who could be bought and how.

shoes

November 22nd, 2023 at 10:22 AM ^

I would reverse the order on the 3 coaches. Have to think about the players some more. Yours is a good list though. Would have to find a spot on the O-line for John Hicks who led the charge to "tear down the coveted M-Club banner."

 

PS Joey Galloway said he would move Mich down to 5th because they don't pass the eye test.

Cardale Jones said Mich is a bunch of cheaters and parents shouldn't let their sons go there and that NCAA should drop a much bigger hammer on them.

BlueinLansing

November 22nd, 2023 at 10:29 AM ^

I remember seeing Gohlston warming up without pads, a supposed 20 year old kid ripped like a 10 year NFL veteran.  In fact OSU's entire team then looked way different than Michigan's kids I knew then OSU was using PED's just like MSU.

But hamburgers, video.

Mr. Elbel

November 22nd, 2023 at 10:43 AM ^

I have a big gripe with putting Ryan Day as the 2nd assistant. You have to either go Tressel or Bruce. One could also make an argument for Paul Brown (YTPB) or Carroll Widdoes, but my money is on Tressel since he has the higher winning % over Bruce and a Championship (something Day doesn't have).