In 25-30 years, Which 2023 Player Would You Want as Head Coach?

Submitted by Mercury Hayes on January 12th, 2024 at 7:14 PM

It was almost 30 years between Harbaugh's graduation and his return to Michigan. Which player from the 2023-2024 season would you enjoy seeing coach the team?

This is of course assuming that a 67-year-old Sherrone Moore isn't coaching for his record 10th National Championship as a head coach.

Phaedrus

January 13th, 2024 at 1:05 AM ^

This is the obvious answer. There's nothing that Michael Barrett cannot do.

As for his staff:

Mike Sainristil — Defensive coordinator/DB coach (obvious reasons)

Cornelius Johnson — Offensive coordinator/WR coach (smart dude from a smart family)

Karsen Barnhart — OL coach (knows every position)

Max Bredeson — TE coach (the blocking!)

Kris Jenkins — DL coach (perfect personality for teaching and recruiting)

Semaj Morgan — Special teams coach (I couldn't really think of a perfect fit here)

J.J. McCarthy — QB coach (duh)

Kalel Mullings — RB coach (Corum and Edwards rely on instincts a lot that are probably hard to teach, so I'm guessing Mullings' path would translate better to coaching)

Michael Barrett — LB coach (he's already the head coach, but he's Michael Barrett)

Ben Herbert's son — strength & conditioning

I would consider making Zinter the OL and OC just for those sweet 9 OL formations.

BakkerUSMC

January 12th, 2024 at 7:19 PM ^

I tried starting a list but too many came to mind! Corum would easily be a great motivator, as would Mikey. How about JJ’s calm leadership? Can you imagine the pregame speech from Keegan / Zinter?? I get chills already! 

A Lot of Milk

January 12th, 2024 at 7:56 PM ^

Sainristil, Corum, Edwards, JJ, Trente, Nugent, Zinter, Keegan, Paige, Johnson x3, Moore x2, Barnhart, Henderson, Loveland, Barner, Orji, Colson, Barrett, Graham, Wallace, Grant, Goode, Harrell, McGregor, Turner, Thaw, Hinton, Roman, Morris, Wagner, Hausmann, Sabb, Stewart, Morgan, Tuttle, Waller, McBurrows, Mullings, Benny, Hall, Rolder, Bredeson, Jenkins, and Doman.

King Tot

January 12th, 2024 at 8:30 PM ^

HC: Grant Newsome

OC/QB: JJ

RB: Corum

WR: Ronnie Bell

OL: Keegan

TE: AJ Barner

DC: Mike Sainristil 

DL: Mason Graham

LB/Special Teams: Michael Barrett

CB: Will Johnson

S: Rod Moore