Female Maryland Football Fan...Mother of God
September 25th, 2017 at 9:32 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:34 AM ^
If she is really good she will do that with a bottle next time.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:21 PM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 12:40 PM ^
this admission certainty explains a lot. Beer can enduced CTE is no laughing matter.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:35 AM ^
The things kids do for the 'gram..
September 25th, 2017 at 9:37 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:52 AM ^
I can almost hear the Tau protein building up in her brain...
September 25th, 2017 at 12:04 PM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:39 AM ^
Or is this thread upsetting our Drupal overlords?
September 25th, 2017 at 9:40 AM ^
I have a new hero. Still needs to work up to the smashing two beer cans together and then draining them simultaneously.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:41 AM ^
ahh away with all the hate. This chick has got bigger balls than half the blog! Impressive!
September 25th, 2017 at 9:46 AM ^
She's a beast! (In the good kind of beast way)
September 25th, 2017 at 9:48 AM ^
the strangest boner right now.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:54 AM ^
Hard, but not all the way to the tip?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:50 AM ^
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Wait, on second thought ... never mind.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:58 AM ^
it lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical help.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:05 AM ^
for one that lasted half that long.
Also, fun fact. The treatment for that 4+ hour erection is an injection of benadryl. Right in the pecker.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:13 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 3:23 PM ^
to your bedroom (television that is) and play porn while you two go at it.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:08 AM ^
I spent much of middle school in dire need of medical help, too ashamed of my condition to seek treatment. If only those ads had run a few years earlier!
September 26th, 2017 at 4:53 AM ^
I remember that condition well. When the girl next to me in Civics class wore her "Luv's Baby Soft" pink t-shirt with the low-cut neckline, I'd have to carry my books in front of my crotch to conceal the hard evidence.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:09 AM ^
I prefer to think of it this way:
If boners last for longer than four hours, call more ladies.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:49 AM ^
Related: I am old. Get off my lawn.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:51 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:58 AM ^
In 15 years, this will be the plot line for a re-make of "How I Met Your Mother".
(Bonus points for her smooth removal of her sorority-girl shades in a continous motion with catching the beer and smashing it on her forehead. These details count.)
September 25th, 2017 at 9:54 AM ^
18th Century English Lit Major right there.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:12 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 12:59 PM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:56 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 9:58 AM ^
Welcome to the Big Ten, Maryland!
September 25th, 2017 at 10:01 AM ^
Note that per the article this is in preparation for Maryland's game against UCF. My guess is that she heard Scott Frost yammering about UCF being the "hardest hitting" team and undertook to put an end to that b.s. for once and for all.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:22 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:02 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:07 AM ^
to the ladies room where they do a couple bumps of cocaine and start making out....
Wait. What were we talking about?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:26 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:08 AM ^
We're gonna show this world a thing or two...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:08 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:10 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:13 AM ^
It's great that she looks the can all the way into her hand before moving on to complete the play.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:17 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:19 AM ^
Honestly, I'm far from a "bro" and even I had to brag about this girl to my wife. We both agreed that her form and toughness were apex-level stuff. Also: She's clearly done this before. A lot.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:28 AM ^
September 25th, 2017 at 10:40 AM ^
Decline and fall. . . on your face in the parking lot.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:44 AM ^
Are we sure this isn't a clip from Broad City?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:47 AM ^
Not to brag or anything but when my daughter was 13, she got reprimanded in the lunchroom for trying to crush a soda can against her forehead.