Why win the Spring Game? Steak
Apparently losing last year put Carlo Kemp off spaghetti.
https://www.landof10.com/michigan/victors-steaks-michigan-uses-draft-format-set-spring-game-rosters
LOVE IT!
Michigan
Not getting the steak would suck ass
It would. I do love spaghetti, though. I wonder if the sting of defeat would make me hate it, too.
Winners get steak and whole milk.
Losers get cereal and Gatorade.
Shouldn't the winners also get wind sprints? I mean, so they get the privilege of getting better, while their teammates have to watch.
(Wind sprints + steak!)
"Doesn't it feel great, Jack, to win? Doesn't it feel great to win?"
Hopefully the winners can opt for milk steak if they prefer.
With a side of jelly beans. Raw.
Not steak.
Vitamins.
For the losers of the spring game will be bitter indeed.
April 12th, 2017 at 10:50 PM ^
I prefer spaghetti to steak
April 12th, 2017 at 11:03 PM ^
We used to play a scramble at the UMGC then have our end-of-spring-ball dinner (winners get steaks/losers eat frank & beans).
The NCAA put the kabosh on the golf because they deemed it an illegal benefit. Schmucks.
The NCAA put the kabosh on the golf because they deemed it an illegal benefit. Schmucks.