Cool story bro?
I don't know the cool story bro protocol, but I thought it was cool. I hope this doesn’t annoy the gods…
I took a quick spin through Home Depot this morning before the game in preparation for this afternoon's home improvement project. I was geared up, of course.
A rather large Home Depot young ‘un approached me and asked "Hey, you a Michigan fan?" "Uh, yeah!" "Well, my cousin is on the football team there. Devin Asiasi. Have you heard of him?"
His mom's sister is Devin's mom. In preparation for the game today, his family roasted a pig (that might be a pro tip for the summer BBQ - when recruiting Pacific islanders, make sure pig is on the menu). The young ‘un was disappointed that he had to work instead of watching the game with his family. They are all-in for Michigan.
He said Devin intends to get his degree, but his objective is the NFL. He better catch the passes that are thrown to him before he starts thinking about the NFL…
September 10th, 2016 at 4:31 PM ^
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So this is more of a "neat story, man" than a "cool story, bro?"
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September 10th, 2016 at 4:34 PM ^
It would have been better if you drove them in your Uber car.
September 10th, 2016 at 4:35 PM ^
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September 10th, 2016 at 4:35 PM ^
September 10th, 2016 at 4:37 PM ^
But definitely complete bullshit.
September 10th, 2016 at 4:41 PM ^
"Droll story bro."
September 10th, 2016 at 4:50 PM ^
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September 10th, 2016 at 4:51 PM ^
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September 10th, 2016 at 5:02 PM ^
Temperate story, bro.
September 10th, 2016 at 5:07 PM ^
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September 10th, 2016 at 7:03 PM ^
(Just assuming he's from California...)
"Hey, Mom! I met a total stranger who knows who Devin is!"
September 10th, 2016 at 5:11 PM ^
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What area?
September 10th, 2016 at 8:44 PM ^
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September 10th, 2016 at 6:05 PM ^
I'm waiting for the "I work at Home Depot and made a bunch of Michigan fans believe I am Devin Asiasi's cousin" thread.
September 10th, 2016 at 6:31 PM ^
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cool. Lesson learned. Dont get star struck with family members of college football players.
September 10th, 2016 at 7:40 PM ^
my interests.
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but now i have decided.
September 10th, 2016 at 8:34 PM ^
Because every NFL TE in the history of ever caught every pass that was thrown to them! Cool story, bro but take it easy on the kid. It was his second collegiate game, he'll improve and eventually reach his dream.
September 10th, 2016 at 8:54 PM ^
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September 10th, 2016 at 10:56 PM ^
We're very fortunate to have the talents of young Mr. Asiasi, his signing was one of the coups of the recruiting season. Did he miss catching a pass in a downpour? Yes. No shame in that. And consider that the kid is from Cali, where it hardly ever rains during the HS football season. Don't worry, I'm sure the coaching staff will include some wet ball drills in practice going forward...