Favorite Lines to Make Rival Fans Angry
I live in Ohio so "I went to Michigan" works pretty good.
You're lucky to even have a job with a degree from Ohio State.
I only use that with good friends and all my Ohio relatives.
I don't often talk to OSU / MSU grads - but when I do I usually ask for more fries.
What do Michigan, MSU and OSU fans all have in common?
They're all obessed with Michigan.
Until we beat MSU and OSU.
YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MAKING THE ENEMY ANGRY, NOT MAKE US SAD.
Hey folks, see the implied /s
Nothing wrong with liking your favorite team and razzing other fans in good fun. I once went to an Eastern Michigan game and trash-talked the opponent so clearly there are no bounds to this theory.
were you outnumbered?
[sorry]
We've beaten them more than they've beaten us, so.....
is /s. He wrote a thread the other day chastising "rival defenders" and the like.
It's WD. He has read every comment in every thread since this blog was started. He knows about that thread.
I got stung with this one yesterday...well done.
Your stadium is cute.
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God forgive me...
Ridiculous.
Ha! Aw man, you locked him in with no ability to edit!
Can you still claim "typo" when the two swapped letters are six keys apart?
Perhaps he thought it was "rddiculous"?
I think the lady doth protest too much.
I've always thought it funny that there are two words that mean the same thing and have virtually all the same letters. I just figured that someone couldn't spell at some point ...
They don't mean the same thing. Ludicrous refers to an action absurd to a degree that it invites laughter. No inference about the actor is made. Ridiculous refers to an action absurd to a degree that it invites scorn. It also generally implies that the actor is reprehensible in some way.
Put another way, if you say something ludicrous and later realize the absurdity, you will laugh. If you say something ridiculous and later realize the absurdity, you will feel ashamed.
is subject to ridicule. Something ludicrous is subject to ludicrule...?
Close, but no.
Ludicrous is something subject to ludicre.
This is so snobby but I used to drunkenly yell at Sparties, "My dad's gonna need your dad to get to work early this Monday. Thanks!"
We're not arrogant, we're just better.
I could have been your Dad if I'd beaten that bulldog across the street.
If you can't get into college...
And after Jabrill scores a rushing touchdown:
"FENCE THE GARDEN!"
I'm rubber, you're glue bit
Mom??
but i only use it when somebody has started something and isn't being a 'fun' rival fan, but a jerk.
A similar theme for MSU alums and students when they act like assholes, which is often of late...."So you went to State because you were rejected by Michigan?"
No Brah... I totally got accepted to Michigan. It's just that my friends were going there so I decided to go too.
I once made the comment that the people that went to msu made up of three categories
1 - those rejected from Michigan
2 - those raised in a msu family because their parents were rejected from Michigan
3 - those from out of state / country and didn't know better
The room of ~10 people was very much upset but when I took a pool it covered 100% of the room.
To State fans/friends, I usually pull the "We have one thing in common...we both applied to Michigan."
Oh, the looks on their faces...
Can't read, can't write
Smoke green, snort white!
Also the admission test for MSU is to see if you can successfully fog glass.
Did you hear about the time the guy flunked out of Michigan and transferred to MSU? The average GPA of both student bodies went up.
Two for staee:
1) "If you can't get in to college go to state" - to the tune of "If you are happy and you know it", and
2) Friends don't let friends go to state.
For THEE ohio:
1) Liquidate ohio state by Dick Purtan - (Sung to the tune of the OSU Fight Song)
Liquidate Ohio State and turn the Buckeyes blue.
They breed a lot of cattle in Columbus,
It looks just like a zoo.
Knock them off their ivory towers,
Send them crawling into the showers,
Down with Ohio State,
It’s a know-nothing party school!
They say the girls who go to O.S.U.,
Are husband hunting dames,
They dig the jocks who got the killer instinct,
Not the boys with brains.
At Columbus you’re way ahead,
With straight A’s in Physical Ed,
Down with Ohio State,
It’s a know-nothing party school.
Bust your guts for Tressel!
Move your butts for Tressel!
Liquidate Ohio State and turn the Buckeyes blue,
They breed a lot of cattle in Columbus,
It looks just like a zoo. Rah! Rah! Rah!
Knock them off their ivory towers,
Send them crawling into the showers,
Down with Ohio State,
It’s a know-nothing party schoooooooooool!
Ohio State fans don't like it when you call their stadium a toilet bowl. Which it is. It also implies that their players are shit.
Sparty gonna spart. Like when Leveon Bell decides to skip a drug test and is suspended again.