NCAA says Bret Bielema can't crash Michigan's spring practice
This is stinkin hilarious. Because they are college coaches (high school coaches are OK) and this is a quiet period, Bielema, Butch Jones, and Mike Dantomino can't attend Michigan's practice on Friday.
http://michigan.247sports.com/Bolt/NCAA-says-Bret-Bielema-cant-crash-Mi…
Golden Corral it is, then
He ends up at Cracker Barrel. Since he can't take notes on practice drills he'll at least learn Harbaugh's preferred family breakfast restaurant.
He belongs at Waffle House
because otherwise it might get missed, what with all of the important decisions he has to make today (maple vs strawberry syrup, etc.)
"Mr. Bielema, we appreciate your business, but we are going to have to ask you to leave."
"You can't make me leave. I'm still hungry. This is all-you-can-eat, isn't it?"
"Yes, but you've been here for 18 hours."
"Not my problem."
"If you don't leave, we are going to call the police."
"Do it. I'll fucking eat them too."
Old Country Buffet kind of guy to me.
This comment is great... especially for Jones and Bielema... I can just see them chillin' at Golden Corral with Jeff Foxworthy... big stacks of empty plates on the table, shootin' the shit.
I can't envision D'Antominio doing anything even minimally social though.
Nothing makes a thread quite like the first comment being an absolute home run.
I see Bert as more os a Stuckeys man.
And for Butch and Mike, the Manatee County Jail.
He is obviosuly trolling Michigan hard this week.....Dont we play Arrrr-Kansas soon??
Opening Saturday. Hope i can go, probably wont be many other reasons for me to attend an Arkansas game. Plus it's one of like 5 states i haven't been to yet.
2018 is in Ann Arbor. Both are opening weekend. Still hope i can go to Fayetteville
Nice humblebrag, IMHO.
Good chunks of the state --- the Delta, Jonesboro, Little Rock --- frankly aren't very appealing.
But NW Arkansas is pretty with the Ozarks, the economy is doing well and the cost-of-living is remarkably low.
I never understood incest until I drove through Arkansas once...
Random abandoned looking shack (with new satellite dish attached).
Drive 15 mins. Another shack, same as the first.
Before cars those people fucked their family members because it would have taken a damn week to find another person. I think they just got used to it.
/not a fan of most things south of Monroe
You could have Googled the schedule instead of wating nineteen minutes for a response.
Theres always gotta be one D-bag doesnt there, and judging by a lot of your recent posts you usually are the ONE.
Please elaborate.
man, even the rules have rules about their rules.
Yes, apparently Bret didn't read Page 3, Section IV, Sub-section II, which includes Regulation AF7 and Code 9 (as Amended on Page 1,422, Section XXIII, Sub-section XI). Silly Bret...
Wait, those guys were joking about visiting practice, right?
Hey now
Why is the dog wearing a Bert mask on his neck?
I wanted Mork Dan7onio to show up.
Just so his envy could grow
I am happy that BORT isn't showing up, because it will save the University a bunch of money cuz our old buddy BORT would have eaten the entire training table. Chairs and all.
Personally, I like BERT better than BORT.
Part of me actually was hoping that this would be allowed for the mere fact I could see Harbaugh reciprocating the favor, randomly showing up at a practice in Fayetteville during an off week, and then leaving without saying a word.
the local Golden Corral.
Morons don't even know the rules.
The righteous didn't prevail.
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Or maybe he DID know the rules, but had to be reminded that "people are watching this closely."
How does the NCAA even keep track of the Sparty HC what with all his aliases?