Signing of the Stars ticket giveaway! [WINNER ANNOUNCED]
So, I have an extra pair of tickets to the Signing of the Stars event on Wednesday. They're free to a good home...but there's a catch.
In order to win them, you will need to come up with the best name for Brian Cook's new offspring. Though we as an Internet fanbase may not have naming rights, let's pretend we do. Because, let's be honest, there are some fabulously hilarious minds here. Make it great!
CRITERIA:
- Your entry must be in this thread, submitted by 12pm TODAY (Friday 1/29)
- You must be able to attend the SOTS on Wednesday. Don't let them go to waste!
- Your entry must be awesome.
- Winner will be announced in the thread today at 2pm.
- You must be able to meet me in A2 TODAY (around 5-530) to retrieve the tickets.
- I will work out the logistics with the winning party after 2pm.
Good luck and happy naming!
EDIT: Winner has been chosen! It's u/CollegeFootball13 for his entry of Ufer Fielding Robinson Cook...UFR for short. Email me at fabfiver5 [at] gmail to score your tickets, or a runner-up will be chosen.
January 29th, 2016 at 9:32 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 9:32 AM ^
I don't live in Michigan so this is a non-competing entry, but "Spike McDoom" has a nice ring to it.
January 29th, 2016 at 9:36 AM ^
Desmond Woodson Cook
Edit: I cannot attend, this entry is just for fun.
January 29th, 2016 at 9:38 AM ^
I am here not for the tickets, but for the competition.
FETCH B. COOK (as in 503 Backend Fetch Fail)
January 29th, 2016 at 9:43 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 9:43 AM ^
Tom Desmond Charles Cook.
January 29th, 2016 at 9:43 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 9:43 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 9:43 AM ^
I had this in other thread, but didn't know there would be a naming thread.
January 29th, 2016 at 10:40 AM ^
With Brian such a hockey fan, "Bubba" would be an awesome name or nickname.
Also, probably can't pick up tickets today, so my options are more for Brian than for the tickets.
January 29th, 2016 at 9:44 AM ^
....and it is Pie Cook
January 29th, 2016 at 9:47 AM ^
Jim Bo Cook!
January 29th, 2016 at 9:53 AM ^
Casey Anthony Cook
January 29th, 2016 at 9:57 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 9:57 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 10:16 AM ^
Everyone knows the abbreviation for Morrissey is Moz
January 29th, 2016 at 10:03 AM ^
Flavor Flav Cook
January 29th, 2016 at 10:06 AM ^
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January 29th, 2016 at 10:11 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 10:07 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 10:08 AM ^
It didn't occur to me to make you monkeys entertain for my extra ticket. Well played Fab. Well played....
January 29th, 2016 at 10:09 AM ^
Fielding Kaczynski Cook.
Madonna Coulter Cook.
Glenn Canham Cook.
Or just go with Bo. No first/middle/last, just Bo. Like Madonna, but more awesome.
January 29th, 2016 at 10:13 AM ^
MGoBlog Related: Ufer Fielding Robinson Cook (UFR for short?)
Football Name: Desmond Robinson Cook
I work in Ann Arbor and will be available to pick up today and attend on Wednesday. I only need one ticket as well, if you want to give one to someone else. Or I'm sure I can find a +1.
January 29th, 2016 at 12:27 PM ^
That'd be awesome for when kid got in trouble: "UFR -2!"
January 29th, 2016 at 12:31 PM ^
We have our winner!
January 29th, 2016 at 10:19 AM ^
Urban Meyer Dantonio Cook.
Eh . . . stll needs work.
January 29th, 2016 at 10:16 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 10:20 AM ^
Gary Mcdoom Cook.
January 29th, 2016 at 10:21 AM ^
Yost. Just one name. Like Prince.
January 29th, 2016 at 10:23 AM ^
Girl: Drew Hacket (Last Name)
Boy: Jackhammer Khaki (Last Name)
January 29th, 2016 at 10:26 AM ^
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January 29th, 2016 at 10:24 AM ^
Harbakabutuka U. Bacon Cook
January 29th, 2016 at 10:34 AM ^
Connor Cook
January 29th, 2016 at 10:41 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 11:37 AM ^
PS: Thats me accepting the Tickets :)
January 29th, 2016 at 10:49 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 10:58 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 11:03 AM ^
Ima Good Cook
January 29th, 2016 at 11:04 AM ^
Victor Valiant Cook
January 29th, 2016 at 11:19 AM ^
Charles (Chad) Fielding Cook
January 29th, 2016 at 11:26 AM ^
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January 29th, 2016 at 11:27 AM ^
Henne Dance Cook...
January 29th, 2016 at 11:29 AM ^
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January 29th, 2016 at 11:29 AM ^
January 29th, 2016 at 11:40 AM ^
Mgo-tshimanga-baugh Har-bo-sufjan Cook
January 29th, 2016 at 11:49 AM ^
Temptation Cook
Which would require a 2nd child named Hawaiian War Chant Cook, because......
Then you can make their favorite show the Muppets.
I've just created a life path for Brian. Hooray!
January 29th, 2016 at 11:51 AM ^
before my daughter was born, I asked my 3 year old son what we should name her. He thought about it and came back with...
Hammer Racecar
Tell Brian he is free to use it. Great name for a boy or a girl