More Harbaugh-loving Onion
So great because it's probably true. I hope it's true.
http://www.theonion.com/article/jim-harbaugh-starts-day-early-morning-s…
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:00 PM ^
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October 23rd, 2015 at 2:01 PM ^
No way Harbaugh sleeps in to 6:30.
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:37 PM ^
But maybe he goes to be at 6:29 so...
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:01 PM ^
Sprinting for 31,680 feet?! HARBAUGH!
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:03 PM ^
Harbaugh vs. Coach Dikta? Who you guys takin?
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:09 PM ^
Is it a Miniature Harbaugh or a Life Sized Harbaugh?
October 23rd, 2015 at 7:05 PM ^
I'll say Harbaugh wins it on a late field goal
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:04 PM ^
Only a Harbaugh can sprint for six straight miles without taking a break.
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:15 PM ^
Not to mention, the hills in his neighborhood (and on almost any 6-mile route through Ann Arbor) would take a lesser athlete down.
October 23rd, 2015 at 3:21 PM ^
Sadly, world-class marathoners basically do that, only for 26 miles. And their heart rate never gets above 60...
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:10 PM ^
Now writing (near)satire with an ethusiasm unknown to mankind.
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:10 PM ^
Winners earn the right to get better.
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:11 PM ^
The Michigan Six Mile.
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:20 PM ^
The Harbaugh Six Mile.
October 23rd, 2015 at 7:10 PM ^
The Harbaugh Naked Six Mile
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:23 PM ^
Spending the day mining for Gold with DJ Durkin & @JayHarbaugh ! #GoBlue
— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) October 23, 2015
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:26 PM ^
Who can name this approach?? #GoBlue ✋
October 23rd, 2015 at 3:20 PM ^
they're running from the tunnel through the M-Club banner. Hard to tell. That Harbaugh you can't keep him down. I can almost hear Jackson Brown crooning "Running on Empty" in the background. Probably not a great song metaphor for this thread, probably be accused of a snowflake thought. The Onion would never be accused of that.
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:50 PM ^
Harbaugh added that he always likes to finish every run strong by screaming at the top of his lungs for the last half mile.
I could see it, and I imagine not a soul on the street would complain either because Harbaugh. That, and the noise ordinance goes only until 7 AM, as I recall, but mainly Harbaugh.
October 23rd, 2015 at 2:54 PM ^
"They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true."
October 23rd, 2015 at 3:00 PM ^
As someone old enough to retire, I do the same thing. Then 50 sit ups and 50 push ups to really get the old pump working . And when I'm done with all that, I wake up . Usually I go back to sleep and begin continue the morning making love to Justin Verlander girlfriend. ( Sorry , can't remember her name but I see her dancing and that's enough to get me going )
October 23rd, 2015 at 3:05 PM ^
October 23rd, 2015 at 3:35 PM ^
FUCK LAST SATURDAY
WHO'S GOT IT BETTER THAN US?
October 23rd, 2015 at 4:06 PM ^
October 23rd, 2015 at 5:43 PM ^
The things Harbaugh does sound so much like The Onion came up with them that they can only come up with basic, everyday type things now.
When the real headline is:
Harbaugh Late For Practice. Spent Afternoon Watching Crossing Guard Do Fine Job Guarding Crosswalk
...It's difficult to top reality. So we end up with:
Harabugh Puts BOTH Butter AND Jam on Toast!
October 23rd, 2015 at 5:56 PM ^
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