Sadly, Boner Stabone IS dead.
Depending on age, there might be a resurrection at some point.
Keith Jackson….still dead.
What? No.
Nope.
NO!!!
So is Generalissimo Francisco Franco!
5 hookers are dead
Good news but obviously not likely to be permanent.
Yes, and it applies to all of us.
Even that fella in your avatar
Hope he doesn’t read this blog.
With a management team telling the world he is dead, no wonder he had been having trouble finding acting gigs.
at the risk of being somewhat offensive...
He's only mostly dead! There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do.
Yeah maybe somewhat offensive … but my mind went straight to Miracle Max too!
Mine went to Monty Python
Great minds. Please see below.
Also Lord Huron’s great song Not Dead Yet comes to mind!
A joke that sometimes recurs with my wife's friends is that if you claim Rick Moranis is dead, you won't get any pushback. People just believe it.
sounds like a laugh riot
He is the new Abe Vigoda who died many times.
I remember when he got on tv to say he was alive.
The management team blames it on his "distraught wife" for the misinformation.
https://deadline.com/2022/07/tony-dow-alive-death-announced-in-error-1235078184/
Los Angeles ABC reporter George Pennacchio subsequently posted on Facebook that Dow’s wife, Lauren, mistakenly thought her husband had died during the night at their home and mistakenly informed Dow’s management that he had passed.
“Tony Dow is still alive,” reports Pennacchio. “I had a conversation with his wife, Lauren. She is understandably distraught and grief-stricken about what’s been going on with Tony’s health battle these past months. He’s been in hospice care at their home, and based on some health issues overnight, Lauren inferred that Tony had passed away to some people close to her and the word quickly spread. Lauren admits she’s been ‘a little fuzzy’ these days – understandable."
I believe he means "implied" not "inferred."
In this case, reports of his death are incorrect, but not exactly greatly exaggerated.
All of this must be very hard on the Beaver...
...I'll see myself out.
You ripped off my joke from the earlier post. Bravo.
I want my likes back.
Leave it to reaper.
Any word on Keith Jackson?
Keith is alive and well. I saw him playing golf with Nelson Mandela.
Tony must have advanced stage cancer to have home hospice care. He looked quite healthy when he was young. I know some fat smokers who are in their 80s.
"I know some fat smokers who are in their 80s."
Me, too. That's partly why public health is so difficult in the U.S. Basic math escapes most of the population.
"I'm not dead yet"
'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Yes, he is.
I'm not.
He isn't.
Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
But Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.