November 21st, 2021 at 4:04 AM ^
That’s what she said!
November 21st, 2021 at 9:40 AM ^
Your post made me imagine the circumstances under which Blake Griffin and Ron Swanson would be hanging out at 4 a.m.
Surely there would be coke involved. And probably Tammy II.
November 21st, 2021 at 4:07 AM ^
A week of shit posting that I’m here for
November 21st, 2021 at 7:16 AM ^
Every shit thread needs to turn into a pos bang.
bang me.
November 21st, 2021 at 5:53 AM ^
I like it thick
November 21st, 2021 at 9:22 AM ^
Like a Thcc Six?
November 21st, 2021 at 6:36 AM ^
I mean our chances are better than they have probably ever been since Harbaugh’s first year. We have to win “The Game” sometime right!? Let’s Go Boys!!! Go Blue!
November 21st, 2021 at 7:10 AM ^
Vegas gave Michigan better odds of winning in 2015, 2016, and 2018 than they do this year.
November 21st, 2021 at 7:48 AM ^
INFO: two sites have it at -6 1/2 and one has -8 1/2
November 21st, 2021 at 8:58 AM ^
Good for Vegas. Maybe just don't play the game then because favorites always win...
November 21st, 2021 at 9:15 AM ^
Odds are that they don’t matter. The GAME will still be played! Go Blue!!! We will win. This time the odds don't matter! Tim Biakabatuka says, Hi!
November 21st, 2021 at 8:39 AM ^
We were favored a couple years ago…
November 21st, 2021 at 10:16 AM ^
And it was when the game was in Columbus. Pretty sure it was 2018.
November 21st, 2021 at 11:22 AM ^
Yup. OSU nearly, and should have, lost to Maryland the week prior and that would have given Michigan the division title regardless of what happened in the game with OSU. Maryland went for two in OT and their QB simply missed their wide open receiver that would have won the game.
November 21st, 2021 at 6:58 AM ^
Oh, to go back to the nineties when, no matter how good or bad of a team we had, and no matter how good of a team Ohio had, we still would beat them. Those were the days. But I agree with other posters, this team is so much different than more recent years. I firmly believe that we have a chance, but I am not holding my breath!
Go Blue!!! Hoping the entire team summons their inner Hulk!
November 21st, 2021 at 7:35 AM ^
Control the controllables.
We choose to show up and play some very good football.
November 21st, 2021 at 7:54 AM ^
Quit drinking and go to bed
November 21st, 2021 at 7:56 AM ^
This is one of the most "3:54 AM in the morning" posts we've had in quite some time actually...
November 21st, 2021 at 8:40 AM ^
“I used to do speed. You know, and a little cough syrup?”
November 21st, 2021 at 9:35 AM ^
"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."
November 21st, 2021 at 10:45 AM ^
Always a classic.
November 21st, 2021 at 8:12 AM ^
Guess who’s back. Back again…
November 21st, 2021 at 8:27 AM ^
But Slim, what if you win? Wouldn’t it be weird?
November 21st, 2021 at 9:16 AM ^
the team got to a place to play the big game. Odds/ predictions aside. This team is quite different.
They will play their balls off and leave it all on the field. the record on this board was 8-4 plus minus. Unless we get a Sparty spanking (unlikely) lets be proud of our 2021 team and be supportive. Beat the inbreds in Ohio.
Go Blue
November 21st, 2021 at 9:32 AM ^
While the game is in Ann Arbor, Ohio State actually had to game plan for the team they played before Michigan, and this is a gritty and different Michigan team, one fact remains the same…we are playing Ohio State…so we are going to lose. If you accept this fact, the next two weeks will be so much better for you both mentally and emotionally. In the unlikely event we win, you will be pleasantly surprised.
November 21st, 2021 at 9:33 AM ^
I still believe!
November 21st, 2021 at 9:50 AM ^
Lol
wtf
November 21st, 2021 at 9:53 AM ^
Lost Boys saxophone!! Lol
November 21st, 2021 at 10:48 AM ^
Everytime i watch this I wonder how the sax doesn't go flying out of his hands with all of that oil in play.
November 21st, 2021 at 9:39 AM ^
No scenario where UM wins this game. QB play ,secondary scorched and red zone FGs will do this team in. They kick FGs against OSU it will be over at Halftime. Offense is not built nor will Harbaugh coach this team to air it out. I just hope they dont put up 60 on UM
November 21st, 2021 at 9:58 AM ^
Michigan has definitely had a good year but I just don’t see how Harbaugh’s overall football philosophy can win this game.
They will try to control TOP which is fine if you are ending drives with TDs but that doesn’t seem to happen against OSU. OSU will make you pay dearly for empty drives
November 21st, 2021 at 11:42 AM ^
No scenario where UM wins this game?
Earthquake, tornado, deadly hail storm, deadly frog storm, newly-discovered Buckeye STD, active shooter incident in Buckeye locker room, mass alien abduction ...
November 21st, 2021 at 12:38 PM ^
Then the game would be cancelled. Replayed another day and same conditions would apply. Harbaugh aint changin his philosophy for anybody or any condition. Red zone FGs and run in the box.
November 21st, 2021 at 9:47 AM ^
Yea it's very slim....oh you were talking about Michigan's chances to win the game? Sure, sure.....
November 21st, 2021 at 9:49 AM ^
Win or die trying
November 21st, 2021 at 9:54 AM ^
Wow. So many naysayers in here who would think upsets never happen.
My favorite quote for this situation:
did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
November 21st, 2021 at 10:05 AM ^
Forget it. You're on a roll.
November 21st, 2021 at 10:05 AM ^
This is a shit thread any other week of the year, but HATE WEEK is here, and we don't suck! Keep the energy flowing, boys!
The staff has actually put together a pretty solid offensive gameplan every time we've played them under Harbaugh, save for maybe 2015. If McDonald can manage to slow down that offense, then we've got ourselves a shot at glory.
November 21st, 2021 at 10:28 AM ^
Day won't be able to hang 100 like he wants to.
We certainly won't crap the bed like MSU did in historical style.
I think everyone knows that ball control, short passes, running game, and TE crossing routes are going to be Michigan's staple to limit the time their offense has the ball. Cade is built slow and steady for this type of game.
Chances favor the Ohioans, but we will let them know they aren't what they think they are and we can say "Welcome to my House".
November 21st, 2021 at 11:06 AM ^
... Pickens
November 21st, 2021 at 11:14 AM ^
Never understand the negativity going into Hate Week. I hate those butt suckers with every fiber of my being and this feels like the year to finally pull one over on them. We've been severely unlucky having our best teams needing to win in Columbus, so now we finally get a chance with a team that matches up well with the Fuckeyes in Ann Arbor. And apparently the team has finally approached this game with a year round focus rather than taking things week by week. Harbaugh said they've had their eyes on this game for a long time. Penn State and Nebraska gave that vaunted offense fits and held them under 35 points, and our defense can surely do the same.
And besides, what have we got to lose? Lose The Game and we still likely go to the Rose Bowl for the first in over a decade for a chance at Harbaugh's first 11 win season here and our first Rose Bowl win since the 90's. Win and it's even better. I believe the boys are different this year and will fight their asses off and send Ryan "don't accuse me of being a big liar cheater face" Day home with his first B1G loss.
November 21st, 2021 at 12:26 PM ^
yes, Fuck OSU
November 21st, 2021 at 12:49 PM ^
Dammit.
OP’s an idiot.