September 14th, 2019 at 7:36 PM ^
first true sparty no in years
wow
September 14th, 2019 at 7:42 PM ^
Counting is hard.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:47 PM ^
Sung to their fight song, taught to my by father who is a very quiet spoken M alum:
Go to school at MSU
Learn to count to teeeen
If you go and mess it up then you can start again (1, 3, 5)
Look at us we’re drunk and dumb
And we don’t even caaaare
1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Holy shit we’re halfway theeeere
September 14th, 2019 at 7:50 PM ^
True poetry.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:51 PM ^
I thought it was, Go green, Go white, smoke green, snort white
September 14th, 2019 at 8:01 PM ^
I thought it was "can't read, can't write."
September 14th, 2019 at 8:53 PM ^
can't read, can't write.
no doubt, can't count.
September 14th, 2019 at 10:27 PM ^
I was buying it until the last line. There's no way they would no they were half way there unless someone told them. Spartys don't know fractions.
September 15th, 2019 at 7:05 AM ^
That's great! But does that mean I have to learn how their song goes so I can sing it?
September 14th, 2019 at 9:18 PM ^
Someone embed Kate Upton’s tits immediately! Lift the curse!!! LIFT EM!
September 15th, 2019 at 6:26 AM ^
Not great on the spelling thing, either.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:45 PM ^
Sparty Doh!
September 14th, 2019 at 7:36 PM ^
Sparty Yeeeeees!
That guy who missed his first two field goals.- let’s ride him to victory for Sparta!
September 14th, 2019 at 8:34 PM ^
That placekicker couldn't even kick that Persian into that black well
September 14th, 2019 at 7:36 PM ^
Ya hate ta see it.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
No you don't.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
He doesn’t understand.smh
September 14th, 2019 at 11:13 PM ^
Hate to see that they counted to 12 not 11.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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If you go and mess it up then you can start again (1, 3, 5)"
September 14th, 2019 at 7:36 PM ^
12 men on the field - just wow
?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️
September 14th, 2019 at 7:39 PM ^
Number of face palm emojis checks out. Good job.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:41 PM ^
Thanks - considered putting 13 for irony...
September 14th, 2019 at 9:02 PM ^
Don't do that, it'd be unlucky
September 14th, 2019 at 7:45 PM ^
A mental error on special teams in the dying seconds, you say?
September 14th, 2019 at 7:46 PM ^
That is cruel. But also I did laugh.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:36 PM ^
The Spartiest of noes.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:42 PM ^
Sparty Spartooned themselves.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:37 PM ^
heartbreaking
September 14th, 2019 at 7:37 PM ^
Herm Edwards.
September 15th, 2019 at 12:06 AM ^
2-0 vs. Dantonio.
He's Mork's kryptonite.
September 15th, 2019 at 2:54 PM ^
Are you firm for Herm? I'm so fucking from right now.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:37 PM ^
There were 12! I LOVE it!
September 14th, 2019 at 7:37 PM ^
Very on brand for sparty, hahahahahaha
September 14th, 2019 at 7:37 PM ^
Today was a good day
September 14th, 2019 at 7:57 PM ^
This made up for the afternoon I spent staring at obese, sweaty, cleavage and armpit hair.
I had a feeling ASU might win, but there's nothing better than to see it happen in the most MSU way possible.
September 14th, 2019 at 8:06 PM ^
I don't even want to know what your first sentence is about.
September 14th, 2019 at 8:09 PM ^
So you were in East Lansing?
September 14th, 2019 at 8:25 PM ^
I had dental work done today and don't know if I'd trade with you.
September 14th, 2019 at 8:39 PM ^
I could throw in some weed to sweeten the deal.
September 14th, 2019 at 8:54 PM ^
Yep. Perfect because dantonio can't sputter his way out of "refs" or "disrespeckt" or whatnot.. he just put 12 dudes on the field.
September 15th, 2019 at 3:00 AM ^
He still found a way to blame the refs
September 15th, 2019 at 5:44 AM ^
Dantonio fucked it up by wasting the play clock before sending the offense off the field and the FG team on the field. Had 11 seconds on the game clock and no timeouts and instead of spiking the ball, he thought about getting another play off to get a few more yards. Then at the last second, sent the FG team on. What a fucking dope! He deserved to lose that one.
Even more beautiful was that the first kick was good and MSU celebrated. Then they went to the booth to review the play, tacked on five yards, and he missed it left by a good 40 yards. It was beautiful!
September 15th, 2019 at 10:46 AM ^
Where were you? Berlin?
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
Forgot to count the kicker. Wow.
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
Choke job!!!!
September 14th, 2019 at 7:38 PM ^
He has trouble with the kick...
September 14th, 2019 at 8:26 PM ^
He has trouble with the count
fify