November 23rd, 2018 at 6:03 AM ^
Love this one. Go Blue!
November 23rd, 2018 at 6:09 AM ^
Harbaugh grins smugly
Don Brown swears violently
Michigan wins big.
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:14 AM ^
Revenge Tour Climax
Bucknuts crushed in Columbus
Order is restored
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:32 AM ^
Years of frustration
Expunged by dominant win
Hail Victors Valiant
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:33 AM ^
Sing It's great, to be,
a Michigan Wolverine
It's great, to be, a...
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:38 AM ^
Wolverines arrive
time to change the way things are
we can has nice things!
with better coaches
a team that plays like a team
Michigan wins it
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:45 AM ^
Wolverines are hungry
Appetizers, soup and salad have been served
Main course is on the table
November 23rd, 2018 at 11:51 AM ^
C'mon man...it's 5-7-5. Not 6-11-7.
/haiku policed
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:51 AM ^
Revenge tour final
The gods punish us no more
Stay out of our way
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:55 AM ^
Shea P. is the man,
Bucks D will be shreded, go
Hard to the whistle
November 23rd, 2018 at 9:12 AM ^
At home or away,
Haskins needs time in pocket
Don't let him have it
November 23rd, 2018 at 9:33 AM ^
This is War !
Wolverines are a battleship
Open fire !!!
November 23rd, 2018 at 6:00 PM ^
You're still not getting this, are you?
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:12 PM ^
Please stop.
November 23rd, 2018 at 9:49 AM ^
Fuck Ohio State
Fuck, fuck, fuck Ohio State
Fuck Ohio State
November 25th, 2018 at 6:39 PM ^
My favorite.
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:02 AM ^
Is a Buckeye a horsechestnut
no, it's a vanquished
Murderwolf foe.
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
A Visual:
Haskins flat on back
Pick six speeds to Blue endzone
Ann Arbor erupts
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
Creeping up behind.
Stalking prey in Ohio.
I am MurderWolf.
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:25 AM ^
An Ode to Urban Meyer....
Aaron Hernandez
Win at all costs scumbag coach
Send him out losing
Faking health problems
Enabling wife beater
You reap what you sow
Weave a tangled web
Jim Harbaugh you cant deceive
He will send you out
Use cyst as excuse
To scamper away again
Dirt bag is exposed
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:34 AM ^
Meyer has headache
Harbaugh and DB aggravate it
Wolverines roll in CBus
November 23rd, 2018 at 11:39 AM ^
Whether I fart or
Take a huge gigantic dump
It smells like buckeyes
November 23rd, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
I need a tissue. That was beautiful.
November 23rd, 2018 at 6:02 PM ^
Well, it does bring tears to your eyes.
November 23rd, 2018 at 11:46 AM ^
Team chemistry lacks
Karma is raising her head
Good triumphs evil
November 23rd, 2018 at 12:28 PM ^
Fuck Ohio State
Repeatedly
Revenge Tour Almost Complete, Irish
November 23rd, 2018 at 1:44 PM ^
Why "THE" O S U
Swaggering insecure "the"
Pronounce it toe-shoe
November 23rd, 2018 at 2:22 PM ^
Higdon runs, Shea throws
Bucknuts D crumbles to dust
The leaders and best!
November 23rd, 2018 at 3:57 PM ^
Attack and attack
Solve problems with aggression
'Til clock reads zeros
November 23rd, 2018 at 4:09 PM ^
Coolers smell like shit,
Urine is all around us,
Must be Columbus
November 23rd, 2018 at 5:01 PM ^
Referee throws flag
Holding is called on Ohio
State's coach...his own pud.
November 23rd, 2018 at 5:53 PM ^
Chase Winovich sacks
Higdon lives in the endzone
Forty two Seven
November 23rd, 2018 at 5:55 PM ^
When you say Don Brown
Harbaugh says you've said it all
So I say Don Brown
November 23rd, 2018 at 7:11 PM ^
Good one.
I too will say it all
Don Brown
November 23rd, 2018 at 7:49 PM ^
Mildly toxic nut
Behold my cast iron pan
Delicious breakfast.
November 23rd, 2018 at 7:49 PM ^
Horseshoe is sold out
74 K truck drivers
God bless Bob Ufer
November 23rd, 2018 at 8:42 PM ^
O Fetid buckeye
Why O why giver black eye?
Karma say bye-bye
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:10 PM ^
Big game. Many haikus.
We should win this game.
But I suffer from BPONE.
Kill it with fire.
Oh -one, -two, -five, -six,
Sixteen and more. All must wins.
This shit has to stop.
The Chase for revenge
ends now. Let these words ring Tru:
We win. Fade to Black.
And now, a rhyming haiku:
The liar Meyer's
Tired act draws my ire.
Make him retire.
November 23rd, 2018 at 10:17 PM ^
Watch in a toilet.
The true way of the bucknut.
Poop in a cooler.
Yeah buck the fuckeyes!
No refs for hire tomorrow.
Win with cruelty.
November 24th, 2018 at 4:59 AM ^
The Bucks defense sucks
Carve up Haskins and Meyer
Thanksgiving redo
Named for poison nuts
Lying cheating wife beaters
Only (in) Ohio
Play in THE toilet
Eat your own poison tree nuts
Poop in your cooler
November 24th, 2018 at 10:22 AM ^
Our team's revenge tour
Climaxes in Columbus
But we are not done
November 24th, 2018 at 11:18 AM ^
Cried about Lantry
Loved Biakabutuka
Winovich GO BLUE
November 24th, 2018 at 4:47 PM ^
Michigan Lost bad
Michigan's Offense sucks ass
The D sucked Ass too
November 25th, 2018 at 2:30 AM ^
Went to Columbus
Got our asses kicked, big time.
Hearts devastated
November 25th, 2018 at 2:32 AM ^
Hope had arisen
Michigan Football was back
Just a bad, bad day
November 25th, 2018 at 2:36 AM ^
Kids tried really hard
No answers from the coaches
Back to drawing board
I think they'll have some answers next year in the Big House.
November 25th, 2018 at 2:38 AM ^
I've been delivered
Time now for other pursuits
It was just a game
November 25th, 2018 at 2:43 AM ^
So many needy
Sighing Crying Dying Folks
Hopeless Humanity
November 25th, 2018 at 2:48 AM ^
Hope will yet arise
Proper perspective vital
More to life, the cross
November 25th, 2018 at 2:52 AM ^
Resurrection coming
Spring football, hopes rise again
Learn from all mistakes.
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