Types of Rutgering pTomorrow
What types of creative Rutgering could we see tomorrow? We have the Rusing Rutger, Passing Rutger, etc, already defined
I would like to propose the Time-of-Possession Rutger (doubling opponent TOP, which we nearly did last week). Any new unofficial “Rutger” suggestions? What could we reasonably see tomorrow?
November 9th, 2018 at 4:42 PM ^
Rutgering in the area of Thread Creation?
November 9th, 2018 at 5:57 PM ^
Yeah, this thread is the perfect example of a well-executed Rutger.
November 9th, 2018 at 4:42 PM ^
The "Typo in a Thread Title" Rutger
November 9th, 2018 at 5:31 PM ^
Imaginary up vote for you!
November 9th, 2018 at 5:48 PM ^
I was just going to say the spell check rutgering.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:00 PM ^
The p in pTomorrow is silent. New rule of English
November 9th, 2018 at 10:11 PM ^
Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent!
November 9th, 2018 at 6:04 PM ^
You know, I was going to give the benefit of the doubt and assume it was an abbreviation for "probable", that OP was just adapting some stats notations for this. But...yeah, that's likely overly generous.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:17 PM ^
Yes, I made a typo and can’t edit it. Sorry for not posting yet another stupid-ass playoff speculation thread which is what all you animals apparently want.
the Rutger is about total domination in a statistical category, I thought it might be fun on a Friday to discuss creative ways M might statistically dominate tomorrow. But the Candy-ass grammar mommies showed up.
100% you are the one’s bitching out in the first half on the game thread this year.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:25 PM ^
No, grammar aside, this post is dumb.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:49 PM ^
you’re paying a ton of attention to something you find so dumb. You must have checked back on this thread at least 3 times now.
Sad to see lots of people here are still miserable trolls despite our winning. Get a life and stop being stupid critical of someone trying to take a stab at something fun. Stay in your hole.
November 10th, 2018 at 6:09 AM ^
“...paying a ton of attention...”
Would be great to have a maturity level requirement for adding any content whatsoever here.
November 9th, 2018 at 11:04 PM ^
Crass and un-informative. -2 for lack of original insight.
November 9th, 2018 at 9:57 PM ^
Bravo..... bravo
November 9th, 2018 at 4:43 PM ^
Win the game
November 9th, 2018 at 4:44 PM ^
Not sure if it's already been defined, but a Rutger for more touchdowns than an opponent's total yards would be good.
Has an opponent ever been held to negative total yards? Are running clocks typically implemented under certain circumstances or is it the discretion of the coaches?
November 9th, 2018 at 4:44 PM ^
Hey, just a public service announcement from a friendly Rutgers alumnus. It is not ok to disrespect veterans of the United States military, and you have many people participating in this mass show of dishonor.
Every time you disparage the name Rutgers, you are disrespecting a United States veteran. Henry Rutgers was a Revolutionary War hero. Please show some decency and add the final "s" to the name of this patriot and hero. You can also visit this link for verification. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Rutgers.
Many thanks,
JRED 26:24
November 9th, 2018 at 4:49 PM ^
Perhaps it's a compliment to say that the moribund football team is not worthy of using the full name then?
November 9th, 2018 at 4:53 PM ^
Fuck Rutger
November 9th, 2018 at 6:18 PM ^
Rutger is now common nomenclature as a verb. Bringing up a colonial that before this thread I didn't even know existed, is rutgering yourself. Don't rutger yourself. Can a technocrat please put don't rutger yourself to a DJ Khalid meme?
November 9th, 2018 at 4:55 PM ^
In gratitude, and hoping the college would be remembered in the Colonel's will, the trustees renamed it Rutgers College on December 5, 1825. (Colonel Rutgers left nothing to the college upon his death.)
I mean... I don't even...
I have a feeling good Col. Rutgers can distinguish between a joke at the expense of the football team and a joke at his personal legacy.
Suffice it to say that we hold Col. Rutgers in the highest regard and think that he'd probably move the line by 4 points if he were to suit up tomorrow. Despite his having been deceased for 188 years.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:43 PM ^
But does he have eligibility left?
November 9th, 2018 at 6:07 PM ^
Is changing their name to try and get an old rich dude to donate to the school in his will, and then said old dude not giving them a dime, the most Rutger thing possible?
November 9th, 2018 at 4:55 PM ^
If you want to honor Henry, have them change the name of the school so he doesn't have to be attached to the dumpster fire.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:18 PM ^
Loosen up on the pearls, you might injure your hand.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:20 PM ^
You just couldn't help yourself, tying up your heartfelt call for gentlemanly respect with a little smack talk. GTFO
November 9th, 2018 at 5:34 PM ^
November 9th, 2018 at 5:46 PM ^
As a veteran let me be the first (or second), to say "lighten up, Francis".
I'm sure he would be pleased that his sacrifice enabled us to freely play and bicker at the great sport of football rather than that cricket game.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:53 PM ^
This is either the subtlest /s ever, or a really shitty move on your part.
Don't invoke the name of a long-passed veteran to try to cast aspersions (that means "insult" fyi...) on Michigan fans. Col. Rutgers is not being insulted here, as you damn well know, except by your university's hideous attempts at playing football.
Kindly fuck off.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:00 PM ^
Of course it’s ok. There’s nothing sacrosanct there. Sit he in ever so high a throne, a man still sits on his bottom.
Can you imagine someone in any other profession saying it is impermissible to make fun of anyone in that profession? That’s absurd.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:10 PM ^
Pretty sure Hank was ready to throw down because he was tired of authority telling him what to think and what he can and cannot say.
Furthermore, he probably would prefer to face the arrows of a thousand insults rather than have you impinging on freedom of speech in his name.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:11 PM ^
I have to take a rutger.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:44 PM ^
^ this guy fucks.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:40 PM ^
Oh, you can just fuck right off.
November 9th, 2018 at 7:59 PM ^
We are honoring this fine man by distancing his legacy and name from that steaming pile of excrement known as rutger football.
Yes, this fanbase just gives and gives! Thank you to all my fellow Mgoblogers for upholding the honor of Henry Rutgers.
November 9th, 2018 at 8:52 PM ^
From the article:
"For many years, no one remembered where his body had been finally laid to rest, although it was long believed that he was buried in a Dutch Reformed churchyard in Belleville, New Jersey. One road running alongside this New Jersey graveyard is now called Rutgers Street (signed as, but not technically part of, Route 7). Misplaced by history for over 140 years, Henry Rutgers' final "final resting place" was rediscovered in October 2007."
Even Rutgers himself was rutgered.
November 9th, 2018 at 4:49 PM ^
Can’t wait until this game ends tomorrow. All this rutger is making me sick
November 9th, 2018 at 4:56 PM ^
I’m taking this Rutger thing personal and tripling their first downs in beers consumed
November 9th, 2018 at 5:00 PM ^
might be a dry day for you
November 9th, 2018 at 5:40 PM ^
Does that mean that every time we kick off and they successfully receive the ball without fumbling it to us that you're drinking 3 beers? I mean, that's first down. That could get messy pretty quickly.
/s just in case.
November 9th, 2018 at 4:51 PM ^
Right now I don’t want to take anyone or anything for granted. I just want to win this week. And next week. AND THE WEEK AFTER!
November 9th, 2018 at 9:00 PM ^
And then?
November 9th, 2018 at 5:03 PM ^
This joke isn't played out yet?
November 9th, 2018 at 5:04 PM ^
Patience...I think we're close.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:44 PM ^
Never mind.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:08 PM ^
It won't be played out until we beat OSU and MSU.
November 9th, 2018 at 6:37 PM ^
It won't be played out until
A. they are kicked out of the conference
B. they stop being a horrific nightmare of terribleness (not likely, but SOMEONE has to be the guy to win the lottery)
November 9th, 2018 at 5:07 PM ^
I am shooting for the beer Rutger. More beers in front of HighPoint.com stadium than Rutger has 1st downs. If these tickets weren’t free because of work, I’d accomplish that feat from my couch.
November 9th, 2018 at 5:09 PM ^
The kind that makes you unable to properly type a title.