October 18th, 2018 at 8:04 AM ^
Girl in green and white.
So drunk she peed in the street.
It got on my shoes.
October 18th, 2018 at 3:26 PM ^
Hey what is that smell?
Well welcome to East Lansing
Smell the couches burn
or
They name their city
After a procedure that
Drains puss from a boil
October 18th, 2018 at 8:05 AM ^
Sometimes East Lansing
Is a wind trash tornado
God I hate that place
October 18th, 2018 at 8:15 AM ^
Groot groot groot groot groot
Groot groot groot groot groot groot groot
Groot groot groot groot groot
October 18th, 2018 at 8:19 AM ^
Mork will be plugged in
The big donks will be too big
Lewerke a douche
October 18th, 2018 at 8:24 AM ^
Mork is a shit head
lying douche bag fuck face dick.
Destroy that fucker.
October 18th, 2018 at 8:26 AM ^
I love green and white
Staee has the best ice cream too
nothing but respekt
October 18th, 2018 at 8:35 AM ^
Sparty thinks ethics
Are second to winning games.
Make last week look tame.
October 18th, 2018 at 8:35 AM ^
green and white are bad
they are going to be mad
crushed by wolverines
October 18th, 2018 at 8:38 AM ^
Beautiful campus!
Best agriculture program!
Such wow! Much respekt!
October 18th, 2018 at 8:41 AM ^
It may be raining
Our Dude Shea will be Sheaing
We will be winning
October 18th, 2018 at 8:50 AM ^
300: a film
in which Spartans die like flies.
Saturday: part 2.
October 18th, 2018 at 8:50 AM ^
Players be assaulting
D'antoni seeing nothing
cover up resulting
October 18th, 2018 at 2:30 PM ^
The real reason for
D'Antoni's incontinence
He drinks Spartan Swill
October 18th, 2018 at 8:58 AM ^
Existence question:
Ben Mason or Paul Bunyan?
Reincarnation.
October 18th, 2018 at 8:59 AM ^
A wise man once said
Spartan tears taste like sugar
Even in the rain
October 18th, 2018 at 9:06 AM ^
In The Stands I Watch
The Wolverines Prey Unleashed
On Spartan Mistakes
October 18th, 2018 at 9:09 AM ^
There were many young douchebros from Lansing
And Michigan they expected to be pantsing
But Lewerke was quite sharty
So Mark was a sad Sparty
as Chase carried Paul Bunyan around prancing.
October 18th, 2018 at 9:13 AM ^
SPARTANS WILL- lose big
Haikus still are not my jam
Refrigerator.
October 18th, 2018 at 9:17 AM ^
Bonus Meta haiku-
MGo 3.0:
Site is a pain in the ass.
"Form is outdated"
October 18th, 2018 at 9:27 AM ^
I got that crap too
Stupid crap drupal software
Outsource the damn board!
October 18th, 2018 at 9:23 AM ^
Sparty's haikus
Never have the right number of
syllables in each line
October 18th, 2018 at 9:30 AM ^
Jim Harbaugh so glad
Wolverines beat them so bad
Magic Johnson cries
October 18th, 2018 at 9:37 AM ^
Win win win win win
Win win win win win win win
Please please please win please
October 18th, 2018 at 9:39 AM ^
Spartan trash talk tires
Fuck you Mark Dantonio
Eat a bag of dicks
October 18th, 2018 at 9:42 AM ^
Spartan at my door
I paid him for the pizza
And so the bitch left
October 18th, 2018 at 9:45 AM ^
Sparty wears a skirt
Mork sleeps with striped tubed socks on
Lewerke eats ass
October 18th, 2018 at 9:46 AM ^
Saturday Sparty
falls to Wolverines prowess
QB competence!
October 18th, 2018 at 9:49 AM ^
*Spartan reads this thread*
Does not understand at all
*Sighs* "Can't read can't write."
October 18th, 2018 at 9:56 AM ^
Collins D P J
Welcome back to Tarik Black
Patterson makes rain
---------
Forget rain, expect
Maize and Blue hail storms over
Spartan stadium
October 18th, 2018 at 9:58 AM ^
MSU stands on
the banks of the Red Cedar,
shopping cart graveyard
October 18th, 2018 at 9:59 AM ^
An Offensive Line coach and his son
Opposite sidelines
Guess who little bro
October 18th, 2018 at 10:06 AM ^
How did Mike Hart troll
A grown man so bad it's now
his identity?
October 18th, 2018 at 10:08 AM ^
Pre-snap motioning
Watch out! A Trash Tornado
Their girls ARE pretty
October 18th, 2018 at 10:09 AM ^
Maize and blue make green
The maize and blue are big bros
Green is so ugly
October 18th, 2018 at 10:10 AM ^
The Spartan coach name
Mick Dantonsigliano
Or something like that
October 18th, 2018 at 10:14 AM ^
Staee cannot spell State
Rain will not bail out Sparty
Pain will be the result
October 18th, 2018 at 10:14 AM ^
If you can't get into college go to State
If you can't get into college go to State
If you can't get into college, and you really, really suck!
If you can't get into college go to State
...wait I did that wrong.
October 18th, 2018 at 10:24 AM ^
Fuck State! Fuck Sparty!
Fuck State! Fuck State! Fuck Sparty!
Fuck State! Beat their ass!
October 18th, 2018 at 10:44 AM ^
Dantonio tool
Dantonio is a tool
Dantonio tool
October 18th, 2018 at 11:06 AM ^
RCMB threads
Look nothing like this one does
Sparts can't read, can't write
October 18th, 2018 at 11:09 AM ^
Little brothers heart
It's always in our control
To squeeze, crush, and grind
October 18th, 2018 at 11:11 AM ^
There I sat plugged up
Then I gave a mighty push
A spartan appeared
October 18th, 2018 at 11:23 AM ^
Lil' bro; don't you know
Pride comes before the fall
Frito Lays cure all
October 18th, 2018 at 11:30 AM ^
The couches burn bright
Dantonio scowls again
the basset hound pants
October 18th, 2018 at 11:36 AM ^
LJ can't drive
Lewerke likes Nickelback
Mork enables them
October 18th, 2018 at 11:40 AM ^
Sparty anus face
Sparty Sparty anus face
Sparty anus face
October 18th, 2018 at 11:45 AM ^
Michigan beats Wisconsin
Michigan beats Mich State
Michigan beats Penn State
October 18th, 2018 at 11:47 AM ^
I scorn thee sparty
Thou spongy half-faced bladder
With all due respekt
October 18th, 2018 at 11:53 AM ^
Mork’s punchable face
will be sour all game long
good, because fuck him